Well I freaked people out in my personal journal with these quotes made by me and some of my fellow dementos, so I figured I'd share them with you as well:
"Isn't that a sin in some cultures?"
"Smell my jeans and call me Pete."
"I don't know, I never WEAR your underpants!"
"THAT'S IT! I'm filing a restraining order."
"If you even THINK about stealing the farm, I'll have your toes for bacon."
"Hey see that guy over there? I think he's about to fall over."
"Don't you dare; I have a grapefruit."
"Dude, old ladies just don't turn me on, alright?"
You are now dumber.
This is what we do in our free time;