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Girl at work: "Kevin, do you ever swear?"
Me: "Umm...sometimes."
Me, three hours later: "You bitch, you fucking bitch! Who the fuck do you think you are? I hit you, you asshole, you should be fucking dead! Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm Prince Kefka, bitch. The Emperor of Earth, scourge of the underworld, terror to millions! Do you really wanna fuck with somebody like that? Do ya, bitch? I didn't think so."
:P
Me: "Umm...sometimes."
Me, three hours later: "You bitch, you fucking bitch! Who the fuck do you think you are? I hit you, you asshole, you should be fucking dead! Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm Prince Kefka, bitch. The Emperor of Earth, scourge of the underworld, terror to millions! Do you really wanna fuck with somebody like that? Do ya, bitch? I didn't think so."
:P