Tonight, I..
-Did energy drink shots...LIKE A BOSS.
-Failed to recite a poem from memory...four times..LIKE A BOSS.
-Found a shirt on an electrical box and took it...LIKE A BOSS. It fits me super well, and there isn't even any heroin in the breast pockets! Popular opinion is that it's, like, made of jizz, though.
-Walked on a railroad track...LIKE A BOSS.
-Purloined a railroad spike!...LIKE A BOSS.
-Walked into a liquor store thinking it was a gas station...LIKE A BOSS. Good thing I look like I'm 27.
-Reenacted the cover of every '80s-'90s bad kung-fu movie ever.
-Found out that I am 20 hands high at the withers.
A photo of me!
...I'm just gonna redirect you to my last entry for this. Because honestly, I still can't believe it happened.
-Failed to recite a poem from memory...four times..LIKE A BOSS.
-Found a shirt on an electrical box and took it...LIKE A BOSS. It fits me super well, and there isn't even any heroin in the breast pockets! Popular opinion is that it's, like, made of jizz, though.
-Walked on a railroad track...LIKE A BOSS.
-Purloined a railroad spike!...LIKE A BOSS.
-Walked into a liquor store thinking it was a gas station...LIKE A BOSS. Good thing I look like I'm 27.
-Reenacted the cover of every '80s-'90s bad kung-fu movie ever.
-Found out that I am 20 hands high at the withers.
A photo of me!
...I'm just gonna redirect you to my last entry for this. Because honestly, I still can't believe it happened.