Fucked Up Dream #1
Last night I had such a strange dream. I was in the apartment, which was strangely lit by fluorescent lights, so everything looked washed out. I was just doing something in the kitchen when I suddenly walked outside and started looking around. I turned to the left and saw Hedwig (the one with the angry inch) running up to me in a weird dress. We embraced each other happily (apparently I already knew her?) and walked back into the apartment. There, Hedwig and I started making out passionately, but wanting not to have sex was always on my mind, because I was afraid of the angry inch (which I could for some reason feel poking me in the thigh...ewwwww). This issue was never brought up again, but Hedwig left early the next morning looking mad about something.
The next thing I know we're driving down towards Hueston Woods in the middle of the night. Hedwig was sitting next to me dressed up like Ayumi Hamasaki on the cover of "Duty". Next to her was...Ayumi Hamasaki. I don't know who was driving, but we were all very cautious not to get caught by the police. Then, we saw a police car hiding in a little alley way near the park. We told everyone to be careful, but Ayumi did something really stupid. She took off her seatbelt and then she was trying to get it back on, but she was sitting on it now. So, she decided that the only way for her to retrieve the seatbelt was to get out of the car. She opened the door and held climbed up on it to get out of the car. We were all like "WTF, YOU STUPID BITCH?!?!" but it was too late. The police stopped us and took us all to jail. He asked us for our names, but he said to Hedwig: "I already know who you are, lady."
And then I woke up and "SEASONS" by Ayumi Hamasaki had just begun to play on my computer. Then I went back to sleep and had another dream I can't remember. I'm still trying to analyze the former...but I think it's impossible. hahaha. The end.
The next thing I know we're driving down towards Hueston Woods in the middle of the night. Hedwig was sitting next to me dressed up like Ayumi Hamasaki on the cover of "Duty". Next to her was...Ayumi Hamasaki. I don't know who was driving, but we were all very cautious not to get caught by the police. Then, we saw a police car hiding in a little alley way near the park. We told everyone to be careful, but Ayumi did something really stupid. She took off her seatbelt and then she was trying to get it back on, but she was sitting on it now. So, she decided that the only way for her to retrieve the seatbelt was to get out of the car. She opened the door and held climbed up on it to get out of the car. We were all like "WTF, YOU STUPID BITCH?!?!" but it was too late. The police stopped us and took us all to jail. He asked us for our names, but he said to Hedwig: "I already know who you are, lady."
And then I woke up and "SEASONS" by Ayumi Hamasaki had just begun to play on my computer. Then I went back to sleep and had another dream I can't remember. I'm still trying to analyze the former...but I think it's impossible. hahaha. The end.