LJ Idol, Week 18, Home Game: Adored
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1425
See that comic? As Marten Reed says, "Then we must endeavour to find some common ground. For instance: I posit that ladies' bosoms are rad. Do you agree?" And Angus McPhee replies, "Why, as a matter of fact, I do! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT?"
There are jokes: put a starving man in a room with a willing woman and a buffet and he'll work out how to have sex and eat food at the same time.
A woman goes to Vegas, puts all her money on 7 to win, strips naked, spins the wheel, shouts, 'I win!', takes her winnings and the two guys who are running the thing look at each other and one says, "Well, did you see what number it landed on?" and he says, "No, I thought you were watching it."
Anyone seeing the pattern here? Naked girls = win. To make it even simpler: breasts, vagina, ass = win. Why am I bitching when I'm a guy and I like all of the previous things?
Because Cass--who thinks that I should have more than two women in my life, apparently--links me to this site that connects you to random strangers and says I should try and talk to the women there. This site uses webcams, so there's more of a connection than just text. I tried it. Everyone, bar three people (all male), disconnected me when they saw my webcam. Four of those who disconnected me were actually female from the two second glimpses I got.
And why did they disconnect me? Because half of the men were naked--I have never seen so much penis in my life--and they wanted females, and the other half also wanted females. So I got disconnected in favour of potential boobs. Can't see how they were successful--over a hundred people that I saw and only four were female? Not a good male to female ratio there.
In one sense, I'm not surprised. In another... hello, there is a world out there beyond females. But considering the culture we live in--can't turn around without seeing T&A, or some lads' mag with scantily clad females...
What is the ultimate thing on Earth, as seen from an outsider's point of view? What is held in utmost regard?
Because if aliens came to Earth, having taken in all of our culture--I think they'd be very surprised when, having demanded to meet with the most respected power on Earth, they were taken to the POTUS (as head of the most powerful nation on Earth) instead of a pair of breasts.
An entry for therealljidol, Week 18, Home Game.