Dear Santa,
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I stole sae_kigakuruu's purse (-30 points). Last month I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dogboyshugo (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for sanee_ftw (-10 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole midiko's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5009 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
reitsukiyono