once more, with less head trauma

Oct 23, 2009 22:01

So the shopping centre where my office is located has taken to switching the directions of the up and down escalators, apparently at random, perhaps in a bid to encourage people to watch where the fuck they are going. I approve of this message! It is a good public service announcement which I think should be brought forth to many of the people I come into contact with. On the other hand, I would like to suggest that it be implemented in a manner less likely to cause me severe head trauma and, you know, death.

failing at life since 1985, stairs are hard enough okay, head trauma isn't comedy? you lie, what

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