HOW I THINK I LOOK WHEN I MEET SOMEONE I LIKE
HOW I ACTUALLY LOOK WHEN I MEET SOMEONE I LIKE
WHEN SOMEONE WAKES ME UP AT EARLY MORNING FOR NO REASONS AT ALL
WHEN I SEE THE PERSON I DISLIKE IS BEING HATED BY MANY PEOPLE
WHEN I SEE A COUPLE IN FRONT OF ME DOING A SHAMELESS PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION
WHEN I SMELL SOMETHING BAD COMING FROM MY FARTS
WHEN A PROFESSOR TELL ME TO DO THINGS THAT DOESN'T GET MY GRADES UP
I SAW BENEDICT AS AN UNATTRACTIVE PERSON BUT WHEN I WATCHED SHERLOCK THE FIRST TIME...
WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY EAT SOMETHING BAD
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS I'M CUTE
WHEN I THINK NOBODY'S WATCHING
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME TO GET OFF FROM MY BED
WHEN I FORGOT TO CHARGE MY iPOD
WHEN THE PERSON I DISLIKE ASKS ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER SO PEOPLE HATE HER SO MUCH
WHEN I MEET MY OLD FRIENDS I'VE NEVER SEEN IN A LONG TIME
WHEN I TASTE AN UTTERLY SUPER AMAZING GODLY YUMMY FOOD
WHEN I SEE A COCKROACH OR A GECKO CREEPS INTO MY BEDROOM
WHAT I ACTUALLY DO WHEN I SEE A COCKROACH OR A GECKO CREEPS INTO MY BEDROOM
WHEN MY PARENTS TELL ME TO TAKE A SHOWER ON WEEKENDS
WHEN SOMEONE INSULTS BENEDICT IN FRONT OF ME
WHEN MY FRIENDS THINK THAT SHERLOCK-JOHN BROMANCE IS RIDICULOUS
WHEN SOMEONE INSULTS BENEDICT'S 'WEIRD' APPEARANCE
WHEN MY BOYFRIEND THINKS BENEDICT IS UGLY
WHEN I HEAR SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT SHERLOCK OR BENEDICT
HOW I REPLY PEOPLE TO STOP TEXTING ME
WHEN NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR MY DAY
WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY SISTER'S MILLION HORRENDOUS PICTURES
FOR THE PEOPLE I HATE SO MUCH
WHEN SOMEONE TAKES MY PICTURES
WHEN I TAKE A SELFIE
EVERY TIME I REGRET NOTHING
WHEN I HEARD MY FRIEND TELLS A JOKE ABOUT ME BEING A SHORTY
WHEN I'M NOT HUNGRY AND AM FORCED TO HAVE MY BREAKFAST
WHEN I'M GOING TO FART LOUDLY
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ABOUT MY HOBBY
WHEN THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED "THE REICHENBACH FALL"
WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO EAT MY FOOD
WHEN SOMEONE HAS EATEN MY FOOD
WHEN I TELL SOMEONE THAT HIS CHOICE OF CLOTHES IS PURELY BAD
WHEN I'M ON MY TOILET AND 'THEY' CANNOT GET OUT
WHEN I PLAN ON KILLING SOMEONE I HATE
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME IF I WANT TO GET FREE FOOD
CUMBERBITCHEEEESSSZ
NO FLYING FUCKS WERE GIVEN
BENNY YOU'RE SO ADORABLE! I CAN'T!