Drabble: Not That Kind of Doctor
Title: Not That Kind of Doctor
Pairing: Four/Sarah Jane
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Summary: Sarah Jane questions the Doctor's competence.
Notes: Written for (and x-posted to) the first o_b_b challenge: Write a fanfic of at least 100 words featuring the Doctor, in any body with any companion, doing smutty (or PG-13) things without using the word "Doctor."
“You can’t put that there!”
“Can’t I? Why not?”
“Well, I mean - because it just doesn’t go there, that’s all.”
“I beg your pardon but it most certainly does. It goes a lot of places. Here, for example. Or here ... or here - "
“You really haven’t had any medical training, have you?”
“I told you I hadn’t - just roll over, that’s a good girl - why do you ask?”
“Because if you had even the slightest grasp of the human female anatomy you’d realize there’s no possible way that that could even begin to fit -
Oh.
Ohhhhhhhh.
... Well. I suppose it does.”
Pairing: Four/Sarah Jane
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Summary: Sarah Jane questions the Doctor's competence.
Notes: Written for (and x-posted to) the first o_b_b challenge: Write a fanfic of at least 100 words featuring the Doctor, in any body with any companion, doing smutty (or PG-13) things without using the word "Doctor."
“You can’t put that there!”
“Can’t I? Why not?”
“Well, I mean - because it just doesn’t go there, that’s all.”
“I beg your pardon but it most certainly does. It goes a lot of places. Here, for example. Or here ... or here - "
“You really haven’t had any medical training, have you?”
“I told you I hadn’t - just roll over, that’s a good girl - why do you ask?”
“Because if you had even the slightest grasp of the human female anatomy you’d realize there’s no possible way that that could even begin to fit -
Oh.
Ohhhhhhhh.
... Well. I suppose it does.”