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Stalking is illegal. rein_it_in confronts thehorseman.
thehorseman is stalking rein_it_inthehorseman's REAL name :Dreama Burlesonthehorseman's REAL DOB :07th March 1979Height :164 cmWeight : 67.2 kgthehorseman has dreamt about you : 19 times thehorseman became interested in you : 11th March 2006thehorseman's latest dream about you rein_it_in is awoken by the heavy breathing of thehorseman who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat's you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.This is how thehorseman describes your relationship behind your back 'Things are going great! it still won't kiss me though in public. it will once I stop calling her in the middle of the night.'thehorseman's been stealing stuff from your house too. thehorseman seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that thehorseman uses them to scratch their ass.They've even started modifying their body for you thehorseman now has a full-colour image of you tattooed on their back.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine?
The Police No. calls to the police : 21 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Hello look this is a bit embarassing, I have a stalker who keeps trying to climb over our perimeter fencing and they seem to have become impaled on it again. Could you please send someone over to check it out? Thanks."thehorseman's Police File thehorseman has connections with the Church of Satan, The Communists and the IRA. It's only a matter of time before they are responsible for a major terorrist attack on our country.
Testimonies about thehorseman
lhowlett - Nosy old hen
'I can't believe what I'm hearing! thehorseman a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes...'
fey_fire - Naked Meglomaniac
'I always knew there was something different about thehorseman. I'm alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.'
sonofgranite - Meat is dinner
'I would not piss on thehorseman if they were on fire.'
Well, if this ain't the definition of crazy...