On Matters of Gainful Employment | This comm needs more love guys

[rotten_viper]

CHARACTERS: Viper "Mammon" Avaritia and YOU.
LOCATION/SETTING: Hallways.
DATE & TIME: Saturday immediately after the beginning of Student Council campaigns, sometime in the middle of the afternoon.
WARNINGS: Of course not, he's a good kid. Feel free to mistake him for a twelve year old girl, though. He looks like one.
SUMMARY: Viper is putting up

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[reallysuchalady]

[Danni's tempted to take the poster down, and stands there nonchalantly waiting for the girl stapling posters to leave until she realizes it's for vice president. She immediately stops glaring at it, but does take Viper's card.]

You're working pretty hard.

[rotten_viper]

[ viper looks up, shrugging. ]

I require a fee for my work, of course. I believe it mentions payment on the card as well.

[reallysuchalady]

Oh, I'm still thinking about that. I meant with your campaign posters. Is he your boyfriend, or your friend, or are you just helping him out?

[rotten_viper]

Mu~ It's a job like any other.

And she's just a customer.

I thought Kneesocks was a Rule 63 Stocking lol whoops

[reallysuchalady]

[a little flustered and apologetic] Oh, I get it.

Do you know who she's voting for for president?

Fff it's cool. Get's confusing now we have a genderbent from the same series xDD <3

[rotten_viper]

[ viper doesn't care. ]

Mu~ Outside of her insistence that I vote for her, and my employment as her campaigner, we haven't discussed school elections. Our partnership is strictly business, and there hasn't been any reason for it. Do you have anyone in mind?

[reallysuchalady]

Well.... [and here comes the chatterbox pace] you might want to tell her that Éclair Tonnerre in HS2 has a platform that would work well with hers. Maybe she could get in touch?

[rotten_viper]

[ viper doesn't really mind the pace she's speaking at, but he does raise an eyebrow at the suggestion. ]

I'll be sure to pass this along then.

[reallysuchalady]

Great! I'll let Éclair know to expect something. [she takes out her phone and tap-tap-tap-tap on the screen while she's talking] If I'm not, like, assuming too much or anything.

So, what's your name?

[rotten_viper]

Very well. [ watching her do that somewhat irritably.]

Viper Avaritia. And yours?

[reallysuchalady]

Danni. Great to meet you, Viper! [she's not even going to ask] So that's your card, right?

[rotten_viper]

Mu~ Pleasure to meet you as well.

[ he glances at it, and nods. ]

Correct.

[reallysuchalady]

Let me know if this is a bad time for you and I'll call you later, but... what kind of cleaning do you do?

[rotten_viper]

Mu~

[ stopping to lean back and start. . .listing things. ]

Dishes, rooms, bathrooms, hallways, vehicles, grounds, laundry, windows, doors, doorknobs, carpets. . . .

[ hold on thinking. did he miss anything. . . ? ]

Anything else you may have in mind.

[reallysuchalady]

[she giggles] I guess you're pretty thorough. If I, um, showed you my suite, could I get a quote? I'm really bad at this.

[rotten_viper]

Mu~ A quota would be possible, yes. When would be convenient?