On Matters of Gainful Employment | This comm needs more love guys

[rotten_viper]

CHARACTERS: Viper "Mammon" Avaritia and YOU.
LOCATION/SETTING: Hallways.
DATE & TIME: Saturday immediately after the beginning of Student Council campaigns, sometime in the middle of the afternoon.
WARNINGS: Of course not, he's a good kid. Feel free to mistake him for a twelve year old girl, though. He looks like one.
SUMMARY: Viper is putting up

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[a_digital_witch]

[Guess who's taking some of those posters down in one hallway.]

[rotten_viper]

Mu~

[ turning the corner just as you're taking them down, marisa. ]

If you feel a better candidate would be more appropriate, feel free to advertise for them as well.

[ he works hard on setting these up. ]

[a_digital_witch]

[not caring~]

Anyone would be better than Kneesocks, ze. She'll make this school dull and boring.

[And there goes another poster down.]

[rotten_viper]

Mu~ If you find yourself incapable of enjoying yourself without breaking the rules, perhaps you should look on the bright side and see it as more rules to enjoy breaking.

[ putting them back up now :/ ]

I'm hardly concerned with the qualities of those who hire me.

[a_digital_witch]

[out comes a sharpy]

Half the problem is her inability to shut up, ze. Breaking rules isn't the key to my enjoyment in life, but some of them are just stupid. Like half the uniform ones.

...so you'll do anything for money? Makes you an easy tool.

[rotten_viper]

[ yeah. reaching out and grabbing that now. he's stronger than he looks. . . but that still isn't very strong. ]

Then don't vote for her, mu~. I'm surprised you're only complaining about half of them. A lot of students complain about all of them.

[ for a moment, he considers ignoring her other comment, but. . . ]

Mu. I have little interest in anything else. [ this doesn't mean he's completely user friendly though. or cheap. ]

You owe me fifty pounds for the trouble, however.

[a_digital_witch]

[She's now glad she didn't take out the silver or gold sharpies. She can live without a black one.]

I owe you nothing, ze. But you can keep the sharpy.

[rotten_viper]

[ good. viper will keep it then. ]

Mu~ I'm still charging you.

[ of course, when he'll actually get the payment for it. . . could be never who knows? ]

[a_digital_witch]

And I'm still not paying.

[rotten_viper]

Mu.

[ a heavier sigh than normal before he turns around and grudgingly starts re-posting posters. ]