4th Hour [Video; Fail!Private to Hatate]

[floweringknight]

[This was supposed to be a private message to one Hatate Himekaidou, but it looks like he screwed up the intranet filters, so it's here for everyone to see. For once, the usually impeccably dressed butler-in-training is looking so handsome and also his shirt opened? has his tie undone and his collar open by a couple buttons as he sends the message]

Comments

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[foggylondon]

...ugh. You're disgusting. You just play with all the girls' hearts, and it seems like you want to do perverted things with all of them too.

It makes me sick that I ever had a crush on you. Well sorted that I'm over it.

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[floweringknight]

[Has no idea that wasn't private and even if he did, WOULDN'T GET IT]

Alice? Excuse me?

[he is. So bewildered by this sudden hostility.]

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[foggylondon]

Oh, you are too much. Trying to play dumb after posting a message like that? You're a right bastard for all this.

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[floweringknight]

Wait, what? I don't recall posting anything...

[Excuse him while he goes to check the intranet]

Hmm.. oh, that. That was supposed to be private.

[DOESN'T SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT]

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[foggylondon]

Are you actually that dense? You prick, you propositioned her over the network. Who's to say you wouldn't do it to any other girl? Pervert.

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[floweringknight]

I... what? Excuse me?

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[foggylondon]

Am I really going to have to walk you step-by-step, or are you getting off on me getting angry about it?

On the very small chance that you are that thick, let's just walk you through it.

One, your shirt was undone. Two, your words: 'Hatate, tonight's good, right? I read about this thing the other day, so I thought we might try something new...' Three, you gave her this look like you were thinking that, and four, you talked about her enjoying it.

First you're making all the girls cry, then you're thinking about and doing perverted things to them. You're a right bastard, you are.

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[floweringknight]

[OKAY, KIND OF GETTING THE PICTURE BUT-]

First of all, I've only made one girl cry [that he knows of, and that was his fault] and secondly, I was most certainly not thinking about those kinds of things!

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[foggylondon]

What are you going to do next, hm? Proposition Marisa Kirisame over the network since she's apparently on the rebound?

You weren't thinking perverted things? Don't make me laugh.

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[floweringknight]

I would never-! [Though he hadn't heard that about Marisa yet]

And I wasn't; I was simply arranging my usual lessons with Lady Himekaidou.

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[foggylondon]

Is that what you two call it? 'Lessons'?

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[floweringknight]

Yes, lesso- [catches himself] I mean, no, not that, they're actual lessons! Cooking lessons!

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[foggylondon]

Right. Uh-huh. Sure.

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[googledthat]

It's seriously cooking lessons.

*Hatate has some left overs in a plastic container that she's holding up to the video feed. Even cold that shit looks good.*

I can't make this. Ask Aya or Momiji, I've sucked at cooking my whole life.

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[foggylondon]

...well, it's still inappropriate to send that kind of message over the network. It's far too easy to misinterpret.

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[googledthat]

It was obviously an accident. God forbid someone not be perfect all the time!

Besides, it's not even your place to criticize his personality. You don't even know him, all you can do is repeat rumors you've heard back like a parrot and it's getting old.