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Jan 03, 2011 20:15

Snazzy music.

[Absent-minded talk. That's all it is. A hum, and the video flickers on, bringing to focus a pleasant-looking young man of indeterminate age. In the background is a plethora of leaves, some of which whose stems are perched on branches that are currently poking him in the back of the head, but you can't see that. What you can see is ( Read more... )

but not really, at least it wasn't snakes, !video, thoughtful is his middle name, ... there's a point?, he's not too concerned, well this is a fine welcome, in a tree; being a damsel, kind of missing the point, !action, one tree at a time, heroic types needed, gored by rhino

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[video] miniworth January 4 2011, 03:24:04 UTC
....Well you can throw you Pokéball at him. That might help.

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[video] reimprovise January 4 2011, 03:32:55 UTC
Oh, I don't know. Aren't I supposed to weaken it first?

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[video] miniworth January 4 2011, 03:33:36 UTC
Isn't he already yours?

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[video] reimprovise January 4 2011, 03:34:59 UTC
I'm not sure if I want to go down there and ask him myself. You don't suppose there's a quick button that I can press to check?

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[video] miniworth January 4 2011, 03:36:09 UTC
..... [You kind of get a shruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug.]

I--I'm not sure. My Pokémon was rather friendly when I first got here.. .right, Pess?

[An affirmative nod from a EIGHT FOOT TALL TIGERLIONDOG THING WHOOO]

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[video] reimprovise January 4 2011, 03:42:03 UTC
[Amused smile goes here. You look so small standing next to that thing, shota!worth.]

Well, if there are nice Pokémon, I can't imagine there not being temperamental Pokémon either.

[/shruggg.] You wouldn't happen to know anything about the one down the tree, would you?

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[video] miniworth January 4 2011, 03:46:59 UTC
[Well she is kind of twice his size herp derp]

....You could try using the Pokéball that you're supposed to have...

I'm not sure. I've never seen one like it before... but maybe the Pokédex would know?

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[video] reimprovise January 4 2011, 03:51:56 UTC
[So shota, miniworth. <3!]

Maybe. Do I just point and click? [Before he gets an answer, he just. Kind of does so. And lo and behold, pokedex entry on Rhyhorn! /insert entry here blah blah blah.

Eureka!]

Rhyhorn, huh. [He considers this. Idly--] Though, you know, there might be a law out there that forbids the pointing of laser pointers at animals.

Do you think giant rhinos might be exempt?

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[video] miniworth January 4 2011, 03:54:18 UTC
.....If there was any law here I'd jump for joy.

Besides, illegal or not you'll starve if you stay up there, won't you?

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[video] reimprovise January 4 2011, 04:00:35 UTC
How high?

[/teases. But he considers the next question as though he were seriously considering it. Somewhat.] But true. What do you suppose I should do, then?

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[video] miniworth January 4 2011, 04:03:40 UTC
I haven't measured. It's kind of difficult.

......You can distract it with food. Or, like I said, if it's yours, you won't have to fight it.

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[video] reimprovise January 4 2011, 04:06:49 UTC
You could always propose a few laws. That should help in your measurement.

[Wry.] And if it isn't mine? It doesn't look as though it would be easy to outrun, distracted or not.

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[video] miniworth January 4 2011, 04:14:11 UTC
I guess I could try. [Thoughtful shota is thoughtful.]

I think animals like that only know how to move in one direction -- forward. If you're fast enough, you'll be able to outrun it in the same way as you do in... bullfighting, I think?

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[video] reimprovise January 4 2011, 04:25:44 UTC
[... that sounds like a lot of effort. But then again, recuperating from getting gored by a giant rhino also sounds like a lot of effort. Decisions, decisions.]

I'm not sure if I'm bullfighter material. [Soft laugh there.

Oh. A sudden purple blob whizzes across the camera screen. There is a shriek. A very loud shriek.

Now Fuji just looks amused.]

Ah, it's back.

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[video] miniworth January 4 2011, 04:44:15 UTC
....W-what was that?

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[video] reimprovise January 4 2011, 20:18:52 UTC
My hero. [Wry look as the purple blob peers at the pokegear curiously. Have a face-full of Misdreavus, Miniworth. The Misdreavus makes a chattering sound. He corrects himself.] Heroine, really.

[Pause.] And the one who got me into this situation in the first place.

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