Snazzy music.
[Absent-minded talk. That's all it is. A hum, and the video flickers on, bringing to focus a pleasant-looking young man of indeterminate age. In the background is a plethora of leaves, some of which whose stems are perched on branches that are currently poking him in the back of the head, but you can't see that. What you can see is
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I--I'm not sure. My Pokémon was rather friendly when I first got here.. .right, Pess?
[An affirmative nod from a EIGHT FOOT TALL TIGERLIONDOG THING WHOOO]
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Well, if there are nice Pokémon, I can't imagine there not being temperamental Pokémon either.
[/shruggg.] You wouldn't happen to know anything about the one down the tree, would you?
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....You could try using the Pokéball that you're supposed to have...
I'm not sure. I've never seen one like it before... but maybe the Pokédex would know?
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Maybe. Do I just point and click? [Before he gets an answer, he just. Kind of does so. And lo and behold, pokedex entry on Rhyhorn! /insert entry here blah blah blah.
Eureka!]
Rhyhorn, huh. [He considers this. Idly--] Though, you know, there might be a law out there that forbids the pointing of laser pointers at animals.
Do you think giant rhinos might be exempt?
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Besides, illegal or not you'll starve if you stay up there, won't you?
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[/teases. But he considers the next question as though he were seriously considering it. Somewhat.] But true. What do you suppose I should do, then?
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......You can distract it with food. Or, like I said, if it's yours, you won't have to fight it.
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[Wry.] And if it isn't mine? It doesn't look as though it would be easy to outrun, distracted or not.
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I think animals like that only know how to move in one direction -- forward. If you're fast enough, you'll be able to outrun it in the same way as you do in... bullfighting, I think?
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I'm not sure if I'm bullfighter material. [Soft laugh there.
Oh. A sudden purple blob whizzes across the camera screen. There is a shriek. A very loud shriek.
Now Fuji just looks amused.]
Ah, it's back.
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[Pause.] And the one who got me into this situation in the first place.
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