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[reimprovise]

Ah, if you're hearing this, it's probably because I couldn't pick up your call for whatever the reasons. Things to do, pokemon to catch. I'm sure you know the drill.

Leave a message, and I'll be sure to get back to you.

[Beep.]

Comments

text; - 07/30

[usedlaserbeam]

Your current roster is quite full, isn't it, Fuji-kun?

text; - an hour later

[reimprovise]

You know, if another one followed you home, you could just release it.

And invest in some heavy-duty repellent the next time you go out for a walk.

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[usedlaserbeam]

I thought as much, but I figured it couldn't hurt to ask, even so.

You can rest assured. This one is currently safely stored at the Pokemon Center.

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[reimprovise]

Adding to your ditto collection?

text;

[usedlaserbeam]

A fox this time. Kirihara-kun wanted to find her a good home; I'm watching her in the interim.

text;

[reimprovise]

[there's a slight delay in response]

Oh, introduce me?

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[usedlaserbeam]

So long as you don't mind receiving her as Nameless. She's currently without one.

text;

[reimprovise]

Depends on how charming she is. Does she chase chickens?

text;

[usedlaserbeam]

From what I've seen, I'd imagine she'd be more liable to be the one chased. She's quite shy.

text;

[reimprovise]

May I meet her?

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[usedlaserbeam]

Now?

text;

[reimprovise]

Do I have to make an appointment?

text;

[usedlaserbeam]

No, but as a courtesy I'll box the Ditto if you're coming by.

text;

[reimprovise]

Oh, no, you needn't be cruel. I'm sure you wouldn't mind if we got acquainted again.

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[usedlaserbeam]

Let me rephrase that. If you're coming now, I'm boxing the Ditto.

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[reimprovise]

Maa.

Where will you be at around the time of our meeting? Hypothetically, of course.