The Whorehouse AU
Long story short, this began when Asuka said "A really great crackfic would be Naruto as a pimp training under Jiraiya with all the people he's converted as his hos!" and I foolishly wrote a drabble for it. And then it degenerated into something half-serious and with sort of plot and it's cluttered up my regular journal long enough. So.
Parts one through four: How to Catch an Uchiha
Parts five through eleven: Learning About Your New Housemates
Parts twelve through nineteen: Is that a Dark Secret? I Think It Is!
Parts twenty through twenty-two: The End Only Not Really
Parts twenty-three through twenty-five: Itachi Drops by to Say 'Yo'
Parts twenty-six through twenty-eight: He Didn't Need that Wrist Anyway
Parts twenty-nine through thirty-three: A Day in the Life
Parts thirty-four through thirty-seven: The Couch Saga
Parts thirty-eight through forty-two: The Rest of the Couch Saga
Parts forty-three through forty-five: Everyone Talks to Each Other Too Much
Parts forty-six through fifty: Oh Noes Not the Serious Plot!
Parts fifty-one through fifty-seven: The Soap Opera of Lee
Parts fifty-eight through sixty-two: The Dramatic Finale in Which Many Plot Threads are Tied Up but Some New Ones are Introduced Never to be Explained
Gigabomb's side-series on Orochimaru and various Sound characters: A Darker Shade of Grey, or 5 To Midnight And All Is Not Well
Give and Take
Those Who Pay Witness
Parts one through four: How to Catch an Uchiha
Parts five through eleven: Learning About Your New Housemates
Parts twelve through nineteen: Is that a Dark Secret? I Think It Is!
Parts twenty through twenty-two: The End Only Not Really
Parts twenty-three through twenty-five: Itachi Drops by to Say 'Yo'
Parts twenty-six through twenty-eight: He Didn't Need that Wrist Anyway
Parts twenty-nine through thirty-three: A Day in the Life
Parts thirty-four through thirty-seven: The Couch Saga
Parts thirty-eight through forty-two: The Rest of the Couch Saga
Parts forty-three through forty-five: Everyone Talks to Each Other Too Much
Parts forty-six through fifty: Oh Noes Not the Serious Plot!
Parts fifty-one through fifty-seven: The Soap Opera of Lee
Parts fifty-eight through sixty-two: The Dramatic Finale in Which Many Plot Threads are Tied Up but Some New Ones are Introduced Never to be Explained
Gigabomb's side-series on Orochimaru and various Sound characters: A Darker Shade of Grey, or 5 To Midnight And All Is Not Well
Give and Take
Those Who Pay Witness