"cocksucker." "i can't help i like the penis."
so, yesterday jay, joey, meeshell, sprout, and i went down to ocean city. it was my first time there. i liked it, but i wish i would have gotten to do some beach frolicking like i wanted to.
on the way down i suffered through joey's smelly tastes in music, and when we got into the thick of the city, he turned it up real loud to scare the white people. it was spectacular.
he's like "i'm from the street." i don't know, i guess we somehow grew up on different streets. but then again, i did like to keep myself in the house a lot...
anyway, we met up with staiano, rob and megan (troy's megan) and the gang played poker. that was vastly amusing thanks to rob and staiano's 11 year old cousin who joined the game. i sat out cuz i haven't played in a long time, and never before with money, and i didn't want to feel like i was dragging the game down.
so that was a good day.
then i got home and had a not fun discussion with psycho mom over here.
me: "i'm at odds with mom right now."
allie, incredulously: "how can you be at odds with your mom?"
me, confused: "why can't i be at odds with her?"
allie: "cuz it's your mom!"
(that's what happens when everyone likes your mom)
then over the course of the day, due to various experimentations, i discovered that there's something wrong with my ethernet port, and i guess i'll have to send the laptop in for repairs ::cries::
so i'm on the cursed desktop. cursed because it forces me to sit in a chair and i type worse on these keyboards. and the home, delete, and end keys are all somewhere else, which is mildly vexing because i didn't start using end or home until i got my laptop, so i'm really not use to using them on a full size keyboard.
so as an improvement on the day, i went to phil's get together for his birthday. i always enjoy these things because it means 1. free food and 2. chatting with allie and/or amber. they had pepsi, cheese ball, spinach dip, and chocolate dip. i was in heaven. allie tricked me and made me think parsley dip existed. but she also taught me about the size difference between a radish and beet. and i told her a story about me and radishes. yes. she called me emo. it made me all distraught. but she gave me some of her cheese from the cheese ball, so it was all better. (these events weren't in succession, btw.)
oh! and we opened amber to the magical world of real dolls. and at first she was like "that's kinda practical." then, i took her over to somethingawful.com and showed her the real doll forum and she was aghast and made the absolute best faces.
earlier today, when i thought i didn't have internet, it made me so sad. then i felt bad for having "omg!nointernet!!!11!!1!!" thoughts. i'm over it now though, cuz i've found out where the real problem unfortunately lay.
i hope there's a movie on tv.
on the way down i suffered through joey's smelly tastes in music, and when we got into the thick of the city, he turned it up real loud to scare the white people. it was spectacular.
he's like "i'm from the street." i don't know, i guess we somehow grew up on different streets. but then again, i did like to keep myself in the house a lot...
anyway, we met up with staiano, rob and megan (troy's megan) and the gang played poker. that was vastly amusing thanks to rob and staiano's 11 year old cousin who joined the game. i sat out cuz i haven't played in a long time, and never before with money, and i didn't want to feel like i was dragging the game down.
so that was a good day.
then i got home and had a not fun discussion with psycho mom over here.
me: "i'm at odds with mom right now."
allie, incredulously: "how can you be at odds with your mom?"
me, confused: "why can't i be at odds with her?"
allie: "cuz it's your mom!"
(that's what happens when everyone likes your mom)
then over the course of the day, due to various experimentations, i discovered that there's something wrong with my ethernet port, and i guess i'll have to send the laptop in for repairs ::cries::
so i'm on the cursed desktop. cursed because it forces me to sit in a chair and i type worse on these keyboards. and the home, delete, and end keys are all somewhere else, which is mildly vexing because i didn't start using end or home until i got my laptop, so i'm really not use to using them on a full size keyboard.
so as an improvement on the day, i went to phil's get together for his birthday. i always enjoy these things because it means 1. free food and 2. chatting with allie and/or amber. they had pepsi, cheese ball, spinach dip, and chocolate dip. i was in heaven. allie tricked me and made me think parsley dip existed. but she also taught me about the size difference between a radish and beet. and i told her a story about me and radishes. yes. she called me emo. it made me all distraught. but she gave me some of her cheese from the cheese ball, so it was all better. (these events weren't in succession, btw.)
oh! and we opened amber to the magical world of real dolls. and at first she was like "that's kinda practical." then, i took her over to somethingawful.com and showed her the real doll forum and she was aghast and made the absolute best faces.
earlier today, when i thought i didn't have internet, it made me so sad. then i felt bad for having "omg!nointernet!!!11!!1!!" thoughts. i'm over it now though, cuz i've found out where the real problem unfortunately lay.
i hope there's a movie on tv.