Ice Creamy Goodness

[reiko18]

I ate a pint of Ben 'n' Jerry's. Why did I do that? Why? I can at least say that it's been months and months since that's happened, so I don't feel too bad, because it won't happen again for another set of months and months (as opposed to senior year of college, when shitty freezers meant it might not happen for days and days

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[unrelatedwaffle]

You should get thee to a doctor, my friend. It might be bronchitis. Jenny once was sick for like three months and when she finally went they said "you probably had pneumonia." Eek.

Maybe you were hacking up a lung while you were talking about Americorps and didn't notice it.

You were a melancholic teenager!?

[reiko18]

Boo! I haven't been in a medical center in ages.

Haha. Maybe something about me said "my sinuses are full of yellow phlegm."

Man, who wasn't? All those damn hormones. But you know how I am. I wasn't one of those melodramatic, annoying teenagers. I was pretty much like "well, everything sucks, but I know it'll be better in a couple years," and it totally was.

[unrelatedwaffle]

The record's gotta break sometime.

I wasn't melancholy, I don't think? More angry and stressed out. Then again I fully admit I had like the most gradual, unnoticable puberty ever. I kept waiting for all the "I'm an alien in my own body!" stuff to happen but it never did. It was super boring.

[reiko18]

I never felt alien in my body, just in life, which is what happened when you're about 5'10" and 11 years old.

[unrelatedwaffle]

You should have been friends with this girl Hannah in my junior high who was the same height at the same age! I was so jealous. You and me should have paired up way earlier.

[reiko18]

To be fair, there were a couple other kids around my height, so I wasn't completely a sore thumb.
With my reach and your impromptu dancing, think of all the shenanigans we could have gotten up to!

[unrelatedwaffle]

We should do a retcon of our lives.

[reiko18]

Like how?

[unrelatedwaffle]

I 'unno, time machine?

[reiko18]

Alert me when you have that technology. I've got some people I need to punch.

[unrelatedwaffle]

Ohhh, you know I do too. We can punch each other's people so no one will suspect. It'll be like Strangers on a Train only no killing. Maybe.

[reiko18]

Ahahaha. Yes. I need to live my life more like Alfred Hitchcock movies.

[unrelatedwaffle]

Well the blondes usually get murdered so I think I'll pass.

[reiko18]

Okay, I'll make sure I don't let you in on the adventures.

[unrelatedwaffle]

We'll just get me a wig.

[reiko18]

That didn't work out too hot in Vertigo.