it's not even 12pm yet

Dec 09, 2011 11:54

sooooo jo and i were sort of discussing the xxxholic chapter where the trc crew appear and fai and kurogane are totally married and um things sort of got not worksafe.

eijentu: yeah, too much was skipped over in those five days the trc crew spent at the shop
reikah: they were there for five days?
eijentu: it's all, 'WE ARRIVED WITH A BIRD', KUROGANE HAS SKIN, FAI POURS HIM SAKE, 'OH, WE'RE LEAVING NOW'
reikah: five days of barefooted fai pouring kurogane's drinks
eijentu: yep, five days, i think XD
eijentu: YESSSSSSSSSSS THAAAAAAAAAT
reikah: they totally debauchified most of watanuki's shop
reikah: it started just by serving kurogane... and then fai started running his bare feet along kurogane's thighs and asking if there was anything else he needed... and then sex.
eijentu: fully clothed drinks service has never been so heated
eijentu: omg yes *__*
eijentu: WRITE THAT
eijentu: on the second day fai bets kurogane they won't have time to have sex in every room of the shop before the earring glows again
eijentu: obviously fai loses the bet
reikah: yesss
reikah: although by the time they get to the 8th library both of them are dripping with sweat and too tired to do more than grind against each other on the floor
eijentu: ahaha
reikah: fai comes first, all oversensitive skin, and kurogane is about ready to fall asleep when fai reminds him of the bet and his stubbornness asserts itself enough to finish himself off all over fai, who doesn't have the energy to do more than wrinkle his nose
eijentu: fffffffffff *____*
reikah: and then kurogane rolls off him to avoid getting his own mess on himself and they just lie there all semi-conscious, sated and in fai's case, oddly smug for the one who lost the bet
eijentu: *___________________________________________*
eijentu: HE IS ODDLY SMUG
eijentu: AND GRINNING A LOT FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS OBVIOUSLY FAILED
reikah: eventually fai rouses enough to use kurogane's shirt to wipe himself off, tosses it somewhere in the murky, fusty depths of this extra library, and presses a happy kiss to kurogane's fake shoulder before snuggling in close to dose properly. kurogane shifts so that fai can pillow his head on kurogane's flesh arm and settles one huge hand over fai's hip, pulling him in close with a possessive gesture.

"If the kid comes looking for us," he murmers, "you get to deal with him."

fai just hums acceptance.
reikah: and then they sleep. \o/
eijentu: OMFG \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
eijentu: SNUGGLING POST-COITAL KUROFAI DISCUSSING SYAORAN TACTICS <3
reikah: down there on the library floor amidst the chill and the dust and they don't care, because well, they've done this in stupider places. like up a tree. besides, the afterglow makes it worthwhile.
eijentu: oh my god my face is just :DDDDDDD
eijentu: KUROFAI AFTERGLOW OK *__*
reikah: ahaha

Edit: The mystery of Watanuki's appearance in the new Legal Drug revealed.

reikah: kurogane has a hair kink fyi
reikah: he likes stroking it and petting it
eijentu: lol, yes!
reikah: but only when fai isn't paying attention
eijentu: yessss
eijentu: he likes threading his fingers through it while fai's asleep
eijentu: fai's hair gets longer than kuro-girl's and she secretly likes it
reikah: YES
reikah: although she wishes he'd stop using her shampoo
eijentu: ahaha, yes! XD
eijentu: she tries to buy the two-in-one shampoos to save space, and he gets all pissy about his hair condition
reikah: yessss XD
reikah: and she's like 'what are you going to do without this stuff back in nihon, HUH?'
eijentu: THIS IS WHY WATANUKI APPEARED IN LEGAL DRUG
eijentu: TO GET A SUPPLIER FOR WHEN HE BARTERS HAIR PRODUCTS WITH NIHON!FAI
reikah: rofl

Sounds legit.
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