Kurogane 1, you 0
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR AGES? KURO-GIRL FIC.
that said, this is basically a pathetic cop out because i can't find a good synonym for 'vagina' that hasn't been tainted by the male-driven porn industry. THANKS, MEN. I decided to cut it, there will be sex in the next installment, I promise. <3
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that said, this is basically a pathetic cop out because i can't find a good synonym for 'vagina' that hasn't been tainted by the male-driven porn industry. THANKS, MEN. I decided to cut it, there will be sex in the next installment, I promise. <3
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...this is just tender. Like a wound just healed, sore to the touch, but at the same time healing and whole. I love Fai's muddy green eyes, and the way Kuro-girl worries about her hair of all things, and how it was her father's hand she cradled to her chest when the berserker rage took over in burning Suwa.
I love every single piece of this, and though a part of me is clamouring for the unf-worthy sexy times~, the rest of me is quietly in awe of what you've done with this much-loved and oft-reworked scene.
Love love love love.
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kurogane was a mommy's boy, kurogirl was a daddy's girl, negl.
NEXT THE SMUT.
although my brain is like 'lol you don't want to do smut, you want to do the morning after with souma coming in to give kurogane her pain medication and being all sneaky and ninja-like but still waking kurogane up anyway, and then they have girlchat together while fai is snoring away RIGHT THERE next to his new girlfriend'.
stupid brain.
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Of course she was a daddy's girl <3
YAY SMUT
and lol, I do want to see that, because it totally happened XD Flashback after the smut, mayhap?
/pets the brain
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"did you use anything?"
"what do you mean?"
"... that's my answer. when did you last bleed?"
"um, two weeks ago?"
"oh dear, have fun with babies!"
"WHAT."
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Of course she'd freak out poor Kuro-girl with the possibility of pregnancy while Fai slept on unknowingly beside her, totally unaware he's going to wake up not to the less-grumpy and snuggly post-coital Kuro-love-of-his-life he was probably hoping for, but to the pointy end of a sword held under his nose.
XD
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Fai: Waaaah~ Kuro-sweet, that's not very nice, not after I made you feel so good last night-
Kuro-girl: LAST NIGHT IS THE PROBLEM! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE PUT A BABY IN ME, OR SO HELP ME I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A SKINNY BLONDE FISH
Fai: *whimpers* Kuro-cruel-and-unusual, are you gonna be this rough every time we have sex? Because it's one thing to give a man a reason to live and then another entirely to take it away the next morning...
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*steals this exchange basically verbatim*
Kuro-girl: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME
Fai: I *am* listening, and what am I supposed to do about it if I have?
Kuro-girl: ....
Fai: *shrug*
Kuro-girl: WELL WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
Fai: The damage has already been done, right? Let's go again~
Kuro-incensed: WHAT? HOW IS THIS HELPFUL
Fai: Maa~ Kuro-chan, if you keep shouting any baby you have will be born deaf!
Kuro-incoherent: JWNRKJETNYJ RAAAAAAAAGE
Fai: *kiss* PS I'm a mage, we're not exactly super fertile even when we're trying for babies. You're fine, I promise.
Kurogane: ... Well. Okay. But why didn't you say that?
Fai: *more kissing* I wanted to see what Kuro-sama would do~
Kuro-sigh: *deep, deep groan*
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Fai: The damage has already been done, right? Let's go again~
Oh, Fai, you wonderful, ridiculous schemer <3 Distracting Kuro-lady with kissing (and other, stickier things) won't work forever though- and I pity you the day you actually do get her pregnant, if only for the heart attack you're sure to have when you realise you're not quite as infertile as you thought...
/loves on you wholeheartedly
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Kuro-preggers: Well, my basic understanding is when two people who don't not hate each other very much-
Fai: DDDDDDDDDDDD: YOU ARE NOT HELPING KURO-MEANIE
Kuro-knocked-up: Well, simple then. After I have the kid we go to one of those techie worlds and get you neutered or something. They do that for men, right?
Fai: *horrified* DO NOT WANT
Kuro-up-the-duff: Well, it's that or we never have sex again. Your choice, magician. *evil grin*
Fai: ...only you would get meaner when experiencing the miracle of life. ;A;
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Fai: but I could just buy a lifetime box of condoms -
Kurogane: no.
fai: do I really have to -
Kurogane: yes.
fai: but what if we want another one? surely -
Kuro-maternity: I WAS IN LABOUR FOR TWO DAYS. DON'T. EVEN. START.
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Fai: *whimper*
Kuro-gruff: You know, crouching down and covering your groin isn't going to help you. ITS HAPPENING GET OVER IT. *stalks off grumbling about how he didn't have to carry around a brat the size of a watermelon for nine months*
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this is an utterly adorable mental image, i can't even lie. rieke and i were discussing this a while ago and we were like, '.... yeah fai will want a big family.'
maybe she'll let him have a second one. of course, because lol fai what is your life, it'll turn out twins.
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AHAHA TWINS and then Fai will panic and need to have common sense smacked into him. And Kuro-chi will argue that her innate awesome will cancel out any lame curse Fai thinks he has, and smack him again for good measure. <3
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