Memememememeee
I stole this shit!
1. You and Jesus go out to dinner. Who Pays???
That mofo can make food out of thin air! He better not make me pay for shit!
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
Elspeth Bryan
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
New Jersey
4. You wake up as the opposite gender. What's the one thing you wanna try?
Fapfapfapfapfap.
6. Toy you always wanted as a child but never got?
A Powerwheels truck :(
7. Top four celebrities you wanna do.
Meh.
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Not being nice.
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
The Grudge. Laugh all you want, I still see that bitch every night as I try to sleep.
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
I say lots of stupid things.
11. You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
A huge pepperoni pizza, fried chicken with biscuits and mashed potatoes, waffles, and lots of fruit.
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Um, have a job?
13. Before you die you want to?
Stay in a really super fancy hotel.
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
Win something.
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
TIGER. TIIIGER, RAWR!
16. A drug you'll never try?
Uh, any of them.
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
ROAR TIGER RAAAAWR.
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
HAHA same one I know now, whores!
19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I really honestly care about other people doing well.
20. First celebrity crush?
Gael Garcia Bernal
21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
Something that hits once, pretty hard. Like a baseball bat or a mortar launcher.
23. Favorite breakfast?
Pancakes/waffles with bacon and eggs.
24. Favorite 80s song?
Oh fuck that.
25. Worst way to die?
Being beaten to death... OR, asphyxiation.
26. Favorite parody movie?
Shaun of the Dead
27. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Compound fracture
28. The worst injury you've ever had?
Whiplash
28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
I LOVE THANKSGIVING. My most favorite thing is leftover turkey and mashed potatoes, mmmm.
29. Sport you hate the most?
Baseball
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Waikiki
31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Cars and machines and stuff.
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Gael Garcia Bernal
33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
"That's not my problem"
34. What makes an awesome party?
Hookers and blow?
35. What's your material obsession?
Cute things
36. What's something most would consider an insult but you like it said about you?
I'm a bitch
37. Favorite kind of dog?
Doberman
38. Favorite carnival food?
Funnel cake
39. Morning or night person?
Night
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
Iono
41. Dumbest ebay purchase?
An old puzzle with pieces missing (my stepdad did that)
42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
Pizza
43. It's Saturday at 3am where are you?
On the computer
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Isaac
45. Worst job you've ever had?
Never had a horrible one
46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Being short
47. Favorite cereal?
Rice Chex
48. Book you could read repeatedly?
Catch-22
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
Told everyone how tiny my ex's penis is... Before we broke up
50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
I was Sailor Neptune one time as a kid and it was awesome.
51. What's one thing you would say to a celebrity?
GET A REAL JOB YOU HIPPIE
1. You and Jesus go out to dinner. Who Pays???
That mofo can make food out of thin air! He better not make me pay for shit!
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
Elspeth Bryan
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
New Jersey
4. You wake up as the opposite gender. What's the one thing you wanna try?
Fapfapfapfapfap.
6. Toy you always wanted as a child but never got?
A Powerwheels truck :(
7. Top four celebrities you wanna do.
Meh.
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Not being nice.
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
The Grudge. Laugh all you want, I still see that bitch every night as I try to sleep.
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
I say lots of stupid things.
11. You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
A huge pepperoni pizza, fried chicken with biscuits and mashed potatoes, waffles, and lots of fruit.
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Um, have a job?
13. Before you die you want to?
Stay in a really super fancy hotel.
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
Win something.
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
TIGER. TIIIGER, RAWR!
16. A drug you'll never try?
Uh, any of them.
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
ROAR TIGER RAAAAWR.
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
HAHA same one I know now, whores!
19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I really honestly care about other people doing well.
20. First celebrity crush?
Gael Garcia Bernal
21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
Something that hits once, pretty hard. Like a baseball bat or a mortar launcher.
23. Favorite breakfast?
Pancakes/waffles with bacon and eggs.
24. Favorite 80s song?
Oh fuck that.
25. Worst way to die?
Being beaten to death... OR, asphyxiation.
26. Favorite parody movie?
Shaun of the Dead
27. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Compound fracture
28. The worst injury you've ever had?
Whiplash
28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
I LOVE THANKSGIVING. My most favorite thing is leftover turkey and mashed potatoes, mmmm.
29. Sport you hate the most?
Baseball
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Waikiki
31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Cars and machines and stuff.
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Gael Garcia Bernal
33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
"That's not my problem"
34. What makes an awesome party?
Hookers and blow?
35. What's your material obsession?
Cute things
36. What's something most would consider an insult but you like it said about you?
I'm a bitch
37. Favorite kind of dog?
Doberman
38. Favorite carnival food?
Funnel cake
39. Morning or night person?
Night
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
Iono
41. Dumbest ebay purchase?
An old puzzle with pieces missing (my stepdad did that)
42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
Pizza
43. It's Saturday at 3am where are you?
On the computer
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Isaac
45. Worst job you've ever had?
Never had a horrible one
46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Being short
47. Favorite cereal?
Rice Chex
48. Book you could read repeatedly?
Catch-22
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
Told everyone how tiny my ex's penis is... Before we broke up
50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
I was Sailor Neptune one time as a kid and it was awesome.
51. What's one thing you would say to a celebrity?
GET A REAL JOB YOU HIPPIE