Best book ever

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So my mom sent me a book for my birthday, and it's awesome. It's not a book for reading, it's a book for awesome-- it's Pirate's Log: A Handbook For Aspiring Swashbucklers and it's giggleriffic. If you need to get someone a present (or if you just want it because it's so neat) totes get it.

Expect some hilolrity from it in the future as I pirate-ify myself.