Jokes on the health lady
What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A Brussels' scout.
What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
A leek
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled
What do you get when two peas fight?
Black eyed peas silly!
Some more jokes from my coworker:
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
Where's popcorn?
When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you're eating a watermelon.
What does corn say when it feels embarrassed?
“Aw, shucks.”
What did one tomato say to the other?
You go on ahead and I’ll ketchup.
What starts with "t" ends with "t" and is filled with "t"?
A teapot.
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!