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how old do you feel - 64 (commodore 64 that is).
where were you on september 11th, 2001 - well i did many things that day.. i cant remember it all.
what do you believe is the meaning of life - determining which color traffic light is your favourite.
why is the sky blue - because god thought it was pretty.
what is your favorite thing to cook - steamed vegies!
you have only a dollar to your name...what do you buy - a bertie beetle.
what would your last meal be - chicken stroganof or carms' special blend of herb & spice steaks :)
what is the youngest age you have memories of - i cant really remember much other than what i see in photos.
what is your favorite thing in the world - my beautiful fiance
have you ever punched someone on purpose - for sure, and i have also punch someone by accident didnt i skoti!? hehe.
do you know what color chartreuse is close to - google told me it is a greeny-yellow.. kinda lime.
did you like garbage pail kids - no.. the little ugly fuggers.
why do we have daylight savings time - to give us more daylight...??
where in the world would you live if you could - well i havent been overseas yet, so my answer so far would be perth.
who has had the most influence on you (good or bad) - probably carms seeing we're together almost 24/7. other than that my boss at work.
what is your favorite dessert - vanilla and choccy ice cream with cottees choc topping.
do you know your personality type (the 16 type profiles) - ENFJ: Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Judging (go here to find out: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp)
what age is your favorite so far in your life - probably 17-23, i was a little more energetic back then :) but my life at present is amazing!
can you make cookies from scratch - with cookie dough, yes!
was the chicken first or the egg - who really gives a shit.
hershey or nestle - cadbury you spastic!
night out or night in - yeah, both are good.. depends on how i feel at the time.
single forever with a great family or no family and your soulmate - i'd be happy with either, but i certainly dont wanna end up like uncle boring hehe.
what is your favorite scented candle - arse.
what type of underwear do you prefer - i dunno what theyre called.. but they keep everything in order & are comfy as. i'll show you next time i see you haha.
do you ever wear a wife beater - i'm wearing one right now.. but it's white.. not the stock standard faded navy blue.
if you could live in a store which one would it be - jb hifi.. agreed skoti!
can you eat a dozen donuts in one sitting - as long as they are cinnamon! i've eating a dozen many a time whilst playing MUD all night!
what is your favorite curse word - i dont have a favourite.. they are all evil.. EVIL I TELLS YA! (ya cunce).
your favorite regular word - metamusil
have you ever read/tried to read the bible - yes.. its an interesting story.. a wild rollercoaster ride of love, betrayal, hurt, friendship and more!
have you ever heard of yahoo serious - are you serious!?
who do you dislike most in the world - dishonest people.
what is your ideal date - pancake parlour for breakfast :)
would you rather marry a deaf or blind person - sorry but neither. but in saying that, if something was to happen to my beautiful fiance' my answer would be different.
what is your favorite shape - pizza flavoured
can you eat just one chip - NEVER! unless i find out they are salt & vinegar.
where is the farthest you've ever been from home - perth or the sunshine coast.
what is your desktop background - blue.. it was pepsi but i got sick of not being able to see the icons.
has someone ever intentionally put food on you - why not just say a food fight.. jebus. my answer is yes.. many a time.
what color is your favorite - blue
what color do you feel represents you - a rainbow! bwahah.
do you believe in God - hmmm.. i cant say that i dont, i cant say that i do.. at the moment no. in about 50 years, probably yes hehe.
have you ever broken a bone - never ever, well not my own anyway.
have you ever shut someone's fingers in a door - yes, sorry.
would you rather be honest/poor or a liar/rich- honest and poor.. but seriously.. would everyone wanna be honest & rich c'mon!
what is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten and hated - i cant really think of anything.. i love food & flavours & so on.
what is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten and liked - dunno
what is your ideal ice cream creation - butterscotch & honeycomb
if you could marry someone from a movie (the character not actor) then who - drew barrymore as any character she has played hehe.
what is the longest you've gone without talking to anyone - it would have to be less than a day for sure.
what is your favorite board game - chess.. i love chess.. anyone wanna play chess with me?
do you know how to change a tire - yeeees!
would you consider yourself a geek -- not all the time.. but i just joined a counter-strike clan so i'm pretty close haha.
what movie could you watch over and over again - The Matrix (i dont think i really needed to answer that!) ps.. kriskringle (matrix boxset! heheh).
have you ever eaten paste - what the hell does that mean??
have you ever gone to the bathroom in front of someone - sure, why not.
what toy have you always wanted and never gotten - i always wanted an Amiga 500 when i was little, instead i had to settle with a commodore 64.
what item could you not go without during the day - unfortunately.. money.
do you consider yourself a smart person - i am so smart.. i am so smart.. S.M.R.T.. i mean.. d'oh!
have you ever peed in a pool - heheheh.
who was your first crush - when i was little, this girl that lived in the house behind us - they were family friends - i think her name was loretta or something.
who was your first love - computer.
do you close your eyes when you listen to music - yep.. and when i have my headphones on.. i know... i'm wired for sound!
how old were you when life was the hardest - hmm.. pretty much 10 through to 15.
do you eat the burnt chips - fuk no! ew!
do you still have your baby blanket - i dunno if i ever had one!
is there anything you HAVE to do everyday - shower, brush teeth, check emails, thats about it.
do you curse in front of family - no i substitute with works like FLICK and CLINT and ARSEBANDIT.
what is your favorite tv show ever - Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, The Late Show (d-generation... not fukn letterman!).
if you had to get back with and ex who would it be - pfft! yeah whateva!
when was the last time you felt truly loved by someone - today.. right now. (gets all dreamy) hehe.
what character trait would you change about yourself - I'm learning be a better judge at trusting people.. and also realising that I cant solve everyone's problems.. sometimes you just gotta let them learn themselves.. even if it is the hard way.
have you ever passed out - LOL!
have you ever slapped yourself in the face - heheh.
have you been in a car accident that was your fault - my fault.. well technically it was, because i was the stupid P plater and he was the all important business man.
you have to give up 1 of your 5 senses (smell, touch, sight, sound, taste)? defintely smell..
what do you do when the power goes out - i call the power rangers.
Name someone with the same birthday as you: Pat's Mum (i think), and Lauren that i went to school with.. we were twins. heheh.
Where was your first kiss? On the lips. Nah, it was at some high school camp.
For or against same sex marriages? it's a free country.. yeah?
Are you homophobic? no siree
Are you bisexual? does that me 2 people at once? if so, i wish! but my real answer is no.
Name something you like physically about yourself: i like how i can do the MONKEY FACE!
Name something non physical you like about yourself: I take all the time in the world to listen to other people.
Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone? well seeing my parent were always gone.. of course.
Ever been kissed under fireworks? probably.. once i was so drunk at the djerriwarrah festival that i passed out and kissed the dirt.
Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? no dagnamit heheh.
Has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you? not more than 10 years but significantly. i did not respond to their feeble attempts to seduce me.
Are you interested in anyone right now? Ron Burgundy.
Where was the last place you went besides your house? Dropped Carms off at the train station.
Have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property? i wouldnt say seriously but yeah.. i've caused my fair share of damage.
Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? nope.
Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people? Yeah, biggest woulda been with Who's To Blame? .. about 400+
Do you have an i-pod? i-no.. stupid pieces of crap anyway.. there's plenty of better ones!
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? (monotone) yeeeeeees. James from Channel V/Aussie Idol.
Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? sometimes.
Have you gone farther than kissing? how old are you questionaire??
Have you ever ridden in a limo? many an occasion.. the last was when i was hosting the president of Zimbabwe at my harbour side residence.. i took him on a scenic tour of our fine city.
Has anyone you were really close with past away? not super close, but close enough.
Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? in grade 6, while playing truth or dare, i was dared to kiss this girl that i didnt like, so i did and then she thought we were going out.. it SUCKED!
Did you do it? i just said i did!
Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? yeah, i normally come back to them when i have more time!