It's time to spread a little more Christmas cheer, I think.
To certain angels : You will find your Christmas presents beneath the cut.
*There are 5 neatly wrapped presents -- shiny and festive wrapping paper, neatly tied bows -- waiting for them. In each box sits a human organ.
For Metatron: A brain.
For Michael: A heart.
For Gabriel: A liver.
For Raphael: A set of kidneys.
For Uriel: A stomach.
Who did these belong to? Who knows. (Possibly a certain Prince Charming, but sooner or later, he'll forget that he's missing important internal organs.)*
Happy Christmas. *grin*
Typist: It's all the Santa-meme's fault. :P