They're Coming to Take Me Away

[reiclone]

Remember when
you ran away
and I got on
my knees
and begged you
not to leave
because I'd go berserk?? WELL...

You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse
and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind. AND..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
HAPPY to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was
a joke
and so
you laughed, you laughed!
when I had said
that losing you
would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT?!

You know you laughed, I HEARD YOU LAUGH.
You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left,
but now you know I'm utterly mad. AND..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa,
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds
and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind, unselfish loving deeds.. HUH?

Well you just wait, they'll find you yet.
And when they do, they'll put you in
the ASPCA, you mangy mutt. AND...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
HAPPY to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds
and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time..