Maguro no Uta
Title : Maguro no Uta
Author : 白黒Rei
Beta reader : XSEXING. Thank u for being a wonderful person that u are today ❤
Characters : Arashi + Ikuta Toma
Pairing(s) : Yama
Genre : (attempts to) Humour, Crack
Rating : PG
Warning : No.
Disclaimer : The guys are belong to theirselves. I don’t own them, sadly. Story is mine. Fiction. And a stupid one. LOL
Summary : In which Sho failed and Satoshi was mad. Well, not really.
Comment : At the bottom.
"No way!", Satoshi shouted out loud.
Sho sighed. "Why don't you call him then?", then continued reading his second newspaper.
*~*
Toma felt his cellphone ringing in his pocket. Reluctantly let go of the new script he was reading, he reached for the phone and answered it. "Hai, moshi moshi~"
"Toma chan!!".
The sound was absolutely too loud for his ear, he sighed. "Ah, Ohno san. It has been a long time", he answered.
The person at the end chuckled, "Yes, it has been a long time, ne. So, how are you doing?"
Toma couldn't help putting on a grin, "Fine~. It is not like you, Ohno san, to call me in the morning and asking about my condition".
He could imagined Ohno also made a smile on his face, if not a grin. "Nah. Well, it is because this morning Sho chan has told me about something interesting~".
Toma chuckled. They haven't changed at all, he thought. From the very first time he knew Ohno and Sho, he could see a bond in between them was beyond the senpai-kouhai relationship. Not only him, maybe almost all of the kouhai in his Junior days could see it. Though the pair itself was clueless about it. Well, Ohno was clueless almost at everything, it was natural. But Sho, he doubted the smart boy had not realized it. "So, what is it?"
"I am really looking forward, you know~"
"Eh?! About what?"
"Your new movie! I heard it!"
Toma seemed surprised. "I don't know you like this kind of genre"
The person on the other line laughed. "Funny. I think almost all of people in Japan knows that I love everything about fish"
"Huh?!"
"Don't huh me Toma chan~ I knew you will star in a movie about Tuna~"
"What?!"
"Tuna~ That Maguro no Uta movie~"
Silent.
"Toma chan?"
"Did you hear it from Sho kun?"
"Huh? How did you know it was Sho chan?" He was surprised they were being too obvious for anyone aside from his group about their relationship.
Toma laughed. Too much for Ohno's liking.
"Hey! I know maybe we are too obvious, but you are laughing too mu-"
"It's mogura~ not maguro~". And he continued to laugh.
*~*
Ohno was in a bad mood today. Everyone could say that. For what reason no one dared to ask that. But for the fact that he was so quiet and ignored Sho even after their variety programme's filming finished, everyone knew it must be something related to the latter.
Sho was professional. Both as an artist and Ohno's boyfriend. He knew Ohno was seriously mad at him today. Ohno was quiet almost on every of their variety programmes. But today his boyfriend ignored him even after their filming finished. He needed to know what the reason was so he approached his boyfriend once they went to their green room.
"What is it exactly?"
"What?"
The other three looked at both at them from afar. Nino made sure no staff nearing their green room before he closed the door.
"Satoshi kun. I know you are mad with me now, but why?"
Ohno sighed and turned around to see his boyfriend. "I don't. I know you are smarter than me, but really, there is no need to make me look stupid in front of others you know"
"What?" Sho widened his eyes. The other three were looked surprised as well.
"I am glad it was just Toma though. But I was really disappointed with you at the time and I think I still now". He turned his back again, ready to approach the sofa.
"What about Toma?" Sho shouted in disbelieve, looking very confused.
"Don't tell me!" That's when Jun jumped and approached the pair. "Sho chan, you didn't tell Ohno about Toma's new movie, right?"
Ohno turned his head around again to stare at Jun now. Sho did the same, starring confusedly at Jun.
"What? What is wrong about his movie?"
"I knew it!" Instead Jun moved his attention to the pair near the door.
"Not our fault" Nino and Aiba said almost harmonically.
"Huh?! Guys, tell me what happened!" By the look on his face, Sho was nearly crying. He really had no idea what is this about. The other four seemed to know something he didn't know.
Ohno hugged Sho abruptly. "Thank God. Sho chan, I am so sorry I have doubted you before"
"Huh?"
"You better pay us ramen tonight J~ Both you and Toma~" Nino said excitedly. Aiba already jumped in high spirit beside him.
Jun came close both of them and smacked their head. "I told you both not to do it. Look at what you both have caused!"
"But Toma seemed interested in it! And we had his permission back then!" Aiba defended.
"And Sho was at fault too you know. He should have checked first before telling his boyfriend" Nino added.
"Huh? Can someone explain to me what is it about?"
"Actually Toma's new movie is Mogura no Uta, not maguro" Nino said with a smirk on his lips.
A light click could be heard inside of Sho's brain. Three days ago he overheard Nino and Aiba conversation about Toma's new movie. Though he faintly heard Jun's saying something about him being the smartest within the group and how stupid that movie title was, he didn't know he was being a part of their experiment.
"I told you Ohno's obsession of fishing and fish thingy is infectious!"
"More like everything that would make Ohno happy, Sho chan would tell him without even checked on it first"
"Baka!" Jun smacked the back of Nino and Aiba's head again.
Sho felt his feet suddenly being weak and nearly fell flat on his face if his Satoshi didn't catch him on time.
"It's okay Sho chan, I still love you eventhough you have failed realising the title. After all you just want to see me happy, don't you?" A kiss planted on his forehead after the whisper.
Sho was so embarrased he really wanted to faint. Although now it was for another reason.
~END~
Comment:
1st, HAPPY II FUUFU NO HI ❤ It's already 22nd in Japan~
2nd, truthfully, this was what happened to me back then when I first read Toma's movie. Yes, I misread Mogura with Maguro and I blamed Ohno Satoshi for this. Uhm, well..
3rd, this fic was done months ago actually, but I didn't have enough courage to post it everywhere so it stuck on my evernote files. I opened the app again this morning because of a certain couple (in another fandom) that I want to try to write the story for, then decided that maybe I should just post this somewhere 😆 and my partner in crime helped me beta read it. Thank you, XSEXING! ❤
Lastly, Sorry this is weird. Orz....