you asked for two! so many!!rei_kurasakiDecember 9 2011, 06:18:54 UTC
hipster!faramir x eowyn (and why can't this count as fic lah, can lah, can lah)
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Faramir is the big spoon - Eowyn likes cuddling with Faramir, but she'll be damned if she lets her brother finds out. Faramir likes the feeling that he's protecting Eowyn.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: They both like hanging out at trendy cafes with their favourite books. Faramir likes reading Jung and drinking green tea macchiato with two chocolate biscotti. Eowyn likes Austen with a side of Darjeeling (two sugar cubes, no milk) and a peach tart.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: No one - both take night showers.
what they order from take out: Faramir doesn't like take out - processed food and god forbid ordering from Macdonalds, those animals aren't killed ethically!!!1! Eowyn doesn't like processed food. (but has a secret fondness for Popeyes Chicken)
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Online comics. Faramir thinks comics should only be read on the papers. Online is too mainstream!!!1!2!! Eowyn only rolls her eyes and continues reading her online comics on her macbook.
who does most of the cleaning: It's spilt evenly. Every Saturday, they reserve three hours to clean up their apartment (and water their much neglected plants)
what has a season pass in their DVR: The Food Channel (Faramir likes Barefood Contessa and Jamie Oliver. Eowyn likes Nigella), Discovery, Discovery Home, the International Channel
who controls the netflix queue: Both. Faramir doesn't like most war movies (unlike his brother, who is a huge war movie junkie) and prefers documentaries. Eowyn likes anything with Ryan Gosling.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Faramir. Eowyn can walk around naked in the apartment in the middle of winter and not be bothered by the cold.
who steals the blankets: Faramir. Eowyn likes stealing Faramir's bodyheat instead.
who leaves their stuff around: Faramir has a tendency to leave his camera leaving around. He refuses to talk about that drunken night when Frodo and gang got their hands on their camera.
who forgets anniversaries: Neither. Faramir buys Eowyn the biggest bouquet of sunflowers he can afford, and Eowyn, while chiding him for the excessive expense, surprises him with home made Indian food (with a little help from Arwen, of course). Both wind up in bed hours later, with mugs of tea, watching Jamie Oliver.
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Faramir is the big spoon - Eowyn likes cuddling with Faramir, but she'll be damned if she lets her brother finds out. Faramir likes the feeling that he's protecting Eowyn.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: They both like hanging out at trendy cafes with their favourite books. Faramir likes reading Jung and drinking green tea macchiato with two chocolate biscotti. Eowyn likes Austen with a side of Darjeeling (two sugar cubes, no milk) and a peach tart.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: No one - both take night showers.
what they order from take out: Faramir doesn't like take out - processed food and god forbid ordering from Macdonalds, those animals aren't killed ethically!!!1! Eowyn doesn't like processed food. (but has a secret fondness for Popeyes Chicken)
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Online comics. Faramir thinks comics should only be read on the papers. Online is too mainstream!!!1!2!! Eowyn only rolls her eyes and continues reading her online comics on her macbook.
who does most of the cleaning: It's spilt evenly. Every Saturday, they reserve three hours to clean up their apartment (and water their much neglected plants)
what has a season pass in their DVR: The Food Channel (Faramir likes Barefood Contessa and Jamie Oliver. Eowyn likes Nigella), Discovery, Discovery Home, the International Channel
who controls the netflix queue: Both. Faramir doesn't like most war movies (unlike his brother, who is a huge war movie junkie) and prefers documentaries. Eowyn likes anything with Ryan Gosling.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Faramir. Eowyn can walk around naked in the apartment in the middle of winter and not be bothered by the cold.
who steals the blankets: Faramir. Eowyn likes stealing Faramir's bodyheat instead.
who leaves their stuff around: Faramir has a tendency to leave his camera leaving around. He refuses to talk about that drunken night when Frodo and gang got their hands on their camera.
who forgets anniversaries: Neither. Faramir buys Eowyn the biggest bouquet of sunflowers he can afford, and Eowyn, while chiding him for the excessive expense, surprises him with home made Indian food (with a little help from Arwen, of course). Both wind up in bed hours later, with mugs of tea, watching Jamie Oliver.
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and what do you mean basis, take this as fic lahhh
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... missy, this is not fic, lor.
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my extra user pics are expiring and i can't bring myself to bother enough to renew ololololll
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