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Because I'm at work, and bored, and surrounded by bank statements belonging to people I have never met and never will:
The Condensed Guide to Looking Like a Writer.
"Instead of a pen, some writers attempt to increase their street cred by claiming to use a typewriter. Unless the writer is over sixty, this is a lie. After all, deliberately using an outmoded form of communication instantly makes you prestigious, and these writers know that. Personally, I like to do all my writing on the side of an abandoned cave. Anything more modern, and I feel it just dehumanizes my writing."
Also, I'M BORED.
The Condensed Guide to Looking Like a Writer.
"Instead of a pen, some writers attempt to increase their street cred by claiming to use a typewriter. Unless the writer is over sixty, this is a lie. After all, deliberately using an outmoded form of communication instantly makes you prestigious, and these writers know that. Personally, I like to do all my writing on the side of an abandoned cave. Anything more modern, and I feel it just dehumanizes my writing."
Also, I'M BORED.