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[rehymenator]

[Castiel can be seen sitting in the aisle of a corner store, face covered in chocolate as he stuffs himself with candy bars. The manager is clearly fuming angry, but Castiel just calmly continues devouring his chocolate as he explains calmly to the manager the situation.]I believe I've been curshed. Normally I don't have to conshume anyfing to

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[dude_imbatman]

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[This is Dean facepalming]

Cas you just can't--

I'll be there in a minute.

[rehymenator]

[Loud swallowing noise.] It's okay, Dean. The man finally left so that I can continue.

[dude_imbatman]

Yeah he probably went to call the police. Which is apparently me now.

[Sounds of Dean getting in the Impala and starting it up]

[rehymenator]

Ish okay, I found another shource. [Your not very best friend, in fact!]

[dude_imbatman]

What? Where? God Dammit, Cas. Stay where you are.

[rehymenator]

A foxsh shaid she had more.

[dude_imbatman]

A fox...Cas...

[rehymenator]

...What? She already knowsh you anyway.

[dude_imbatman]

Yeah but I know you and you're not talking about a hot chick. You're talking about a fox. I don't know any foxes.

[rehymenator]

[SWALLOW] She said she ate pie with you.

[dude_imbatman]

Di Di?

[This is eyerolling so epic it can almost be heard]

Sweet girl. Stole my car but made me pie. This place is just crawling with shifters.

[rehymenator]

Maybe. Think it's a curse.

[dude_imbatman]

[Dean scrubs his hands so hard over his face that it could almost be heard]

Alright...well that makes sense[He almost sounds sarcastic there because...he sort of is. Nothing about these curses and this city make sense]At least no one's going to be pissed because you're not paying for chocolate anymore.