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rehymenator

Aug 16, 2011 10:03

What do you call a man with no arms or legs?

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cold_dry_pieces August 16 2011, 19:40:29 UTC

My three o'clock appointment.

rehymenator August 17 2011, 14:09:12 UTC

[ What. ]

No. His name.

cold_dry_pieces August 17 2011, 15:04:26 UTC

[HE SEES YOUR BAD JOKE AND RAISES YOU A WORST ONE.]

My three o'clock's name is Steve. Why do you ask?

rehymenator August 17 2011, 17:48:59 UTC

[ THIS CAN ONLY END IN MADNESS. ]

I didn't. Why does your time have a name?

cold_dry_pieces August 17 2011, 21:56:43 UTC

[JUST AS PLANNED.]

Don't be ridiculous-- time doesn't have a name. The person coming in for an appointment at three o'clock has a name.

rehymenator August 18 2011, 16:54:59 UTC

[ DRAT. A MASTERMIND! ]

Oh. Is that the punch line? What is the appointment for? Perhaps you forgot some details.

cold_dry_pieces August 18 2011, 21:00:57 UTC

[THE SCARIEST PART? HE'S NOT CURSED.]

You supplied them.

rehymenator August 19 2011, 15:34:34 UTC

I did?

cold_dry_pieces August 19 2011, 19:01:16 UTC

He has no arms or legs.

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