Aieee. Aieeeeeee.

[regularb]

No, egg yolk and butterfat and lemon juice do not smell good after they've been hanging around in your sink for 72 hours; still, on the whole, I preferred them to what's hanging around in the sink now, which is, as far as I can tell, raw sewage. It is black. It is opaque. It contains things that no one should have to look at, or smell, least of

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[awesomeseahorse]

Bagby: You are about to lose your mind. Here is what I suggst you do
1. Call me as soon as possible. we can be angry together
2. Find some illegal substances. Valium (aquired without perscription). Weed. Take as much as you can. DO NOT, DO NOT under any circumstances drink. Drinking alchol may seem like a good idea but it will only make things worse.
3. Continue to read Lord of the Rings.
4. If you have not already bought Zero7's "Simple Things" buy it and play track seven on headphones.
5. At the grocery store there is a kind of tea called "Bengal Spice", it has a picture of a tiger on it. It is the greatest tea ever, drink it with lots of honey.

Call me, get high, listen to sad music, read Lord of the Rings, and have some tea. I'm telling you it wil make the transition from functioning member of society to raving lunatic so much easier.

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[dirtycolby]

lizz has some valid points. drinking is not the best thing for insanity. it can drive you to heinous acts of social disobedience and violence. just huff some lighter fluid. kills ambition, concern, and brain cells dead. listen to iron maiden