Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I put money in
betamatt's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Thursday I stole
ramza78's purse (-30 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed
cahrinda's flat tire (15 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
jasmin (-5000 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
mikeycantforget's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4971 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
regin