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May 10, 2010 00:09

How Uryuu and Ichigo met.



(02:09:28 AM) crystalclearcase: .....he could hate mercenaries
(02:09:37 AM) momijizukamori: XD
(02:09:45 AM) momijizukamori: It /would/ be the right analog XD
(02:09:49 AM) crystalclearcase: if Souken was killed by a monster attack, that mercenaries were supposedly going to take care of, but they didn't show up in time....
(02:09:55 AM) momijizukamori: Yeaaaaah
(02:10:02 AM) crystalclearcase: plus, Ichigo is a mercenary
(02:10:10 AM) crystalclearcase: Uryuu has to be randomly prejudiced against whatever Ichigo is
(02:10:23 AM) momijizukamori: Just so he can shout about it
(02:10:25 AM) momijizukamori: Yes
(02:10:27 AM) crystalclearcase: so Uryuu could have this thing where he fights monsters, but NOT FOR PAY
(02:10:31 AM) crystalclearcase: HE IS NOT A MERCENARY
(02:10:37 AM) momijizukamori: HE DOES IT FOR JUSTICE.
(02:10:40 AM) crystalclearcase: YESSSS
(02:11:07 AM) momijizukamori: ....Makes a living doing tailoring XD
(02:11:18 AM) momijizukamori: Fights monsters on the side
(02:11:44 AM) crystalclearcase: he's like a friggin superhero
(02:11:49 AM) Duinorwen left the room.
(02:11:51 AM) crystalclearcase: TAILOR BY DAY
(02:11:58 AM) crystalclearcase: VIGILANTE BY NIGHT
(02:12:04 AM) momijizukamori: He even has a costume!
(02:12:10 AM) crystalclearcase: and a cape
(02:12:18 AM) momijizukamori: Yes
(02:12:22 AM) momijizukamori: And a back-up cape
(02:12:27 AM) crystalclearcase: asdkjsalkjds I remember that
(02:12:31 AM) crystalclearcase: you dork
(02:12:50 AM) crystalclearcase: that is the lamest thing
(02:12:53 AM) crystalclearcase: i love him
(02:12:55 AM) momijizukamori: I have two Ishida journals so far, one for Desai and one for dicking around in BDR
(02:13:01 AM) momijizukamori: The names are backupcape and sparecape
(02:13:13 AM) crystalclearcase: XDDDD
(02:13:31 AM) momijizukamori: The name I picked out for TST is more srs bsns, though
(02:13:37 AM) crystalclearcase: What were you thinking?
(02:14:03 AM) momijizukamori: regendrache, but I need to get someone who actually knows German to make sure I didn't screw up
(02:14:12 AM) momijizukamori: It's 'rain dragon' - the meaning of the kanji for his name
(02:14:25 AM) crystalclearcase: .....that's kind of cool
(02:14:29 AM) crystalclearcase: Ask Amry about it
(02:14:34 AM) momijizukamori: :Db
(02:14:36 AM) crystalclearcase: she's all about the german
(02:14:42 AM) momijizukamori: Excellent
(02:15:03 AM) crystalclearcase: so yeah, they could have run into each other when the Amadeus stopped in Uryuu's town
(02:15:10 AM) crystalclearcase: and Uryuu was like I CAN HANDLE THIS 8<
(02:15:23 AM) crystalclearcase: WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING SHINIGA--I MEAN MERCENARIES IN THIS TOWN
(02:15:28 AM) momijizukamori: ladkjf yes
(02:15:42 AM) crystalclearcase: GET YO BITCH ASSES OFF MY TURF YA DIG
(02:15:48 AM) crystalclearcase: ........oh god I am so sorry
(02:15:57 AM) crystalclearcase: it's five in the morning here and I am getting very silly
(02:16:04 AM) momijizukamori: IT'S OKAY
(02:16:14 AM) crystalclearcase: /g-goes to find the art that's from
(02:16:20 AM) momijizukamori: Hokuto is attempting to dress him up in TB artbook outfits
(02:16:26 AM) momijizukamori: It can't get sillier than that
(02:16:53 AM) crystalclearcase: oh I think it can
(02:17:04 AM) crystalclearcase: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/krystalfaerie/Shinigami%20in%20KK%20Town/Quizzincy_by_bunnitake.jpg
(02:17:31 AM) momijizukamori: rofl
(02:18:15 AM) momijizukamori: Oh Uryuu, you are so not gangsta
(02:18:41 AM) crystalclearcase: which (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/krystalfaerie/Shinigami%20in%20KK%20Town/ShinigamiinKKTown1.jpg) spawned (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/krystalfaerie/Shinigami%20in%20KK%20Town/ShinigamiinKKTown2.jpg) this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/krystalfaerie/Shinigami%20in%20KK%20Town/ShinigamiinKKTown3.jpg) horrendous (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/krystalfaerie/Shinigami%20in%20KK%20Town/ShinigamiinKKTown4-1.jpg) thing (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/krystalfaerie/Shinigami%20in%20KK%20Town/ShinigamiinKKTown5.jpg).
(02:18:55 AM) crystalclearcase: I made that two years ago
(02:20:22 AM) momijizukamori: I................
(02:20:25 AM) momijizukamori: That's epic
(02:20:46 AM) crystalclearcase: I find that way, way funnier than I should
(02:21:16 AM) crystalclearcase: a-anyways
(02:21:44 AM) momijizukamori: Not gonna lie, I lol'd
(02:21:56 AM) crystalclearcase: then my work here is done
(02:22:28 AM) momijizukamori: XD
(02:22:52 AM) crystalclearcase: so yeah -- if they did meet, how would you want it to go?
(02:23:50 AM) momijizukamori: Hmmm....probably at least sort of like the manga, in the whole forced-team-up deal
(02:24:18 AM) crystalclearcase: Yes. >3 SHOUNEN FIGHTING BACK-TO-BACK AGAINST RIDICULOUS ODDS
(02:24:24 AM) crystalclearcase: was it Ishida's fault, though?
(02:24:46 AM) crystalclearcase: It doesn't have to be a hollow-magnet bottlecap
(02:24:57 AM) momijizukamori: COULD BE. Although probably less stupid dick-waving competition, more failed sneak check XD
(02:25:09 AM) crystalclearcase: (though admittedly, it could be hollows -- they do exist in TST, albeit a bit rarer than in Bleach)
(02:25:24 AM) crystalclearcase: and Uryuu probably got slammed with Ichigo's ridiculous reiatsu as soon as the ship docked
(02:25:40 AM) momijizukamori: And he's just all >:| about it
(02:25:54 AM) crystalclearcase: and Ichigo just waltzes through the town
(02:25:59 AM) crystalclearcase: doesn't even notice him
(02:26:31 AM) momijizukamori: GODDAMNIT YOU ASSHOLE I'VE HAD A HEADACHE FOR THE LAST /HOUR/ BECAUSE OF YOU >:|
(02:26:42 AM) crystalclearcase: WAIT WAT HOW IS THAT MY FAULT
(02:27:04 AM) crystalclearcase: TAKE SOME ASPRIN OR SOMETHING
(02:27:25 AM) momijizukamori: GET YOUR MAGIC UNDER CONTROL YOU IDIOT
(02:27:33 AM) crystalclearcase: ......HUH?
(02:27:37 AM) momijizukamori: UNLESS YOU WANT EVERY MONSTER IN TEN MILES TO COME LOOKING FOR LUNCH
(02:27:39 AM) momijizukamori: .......................
(02:27:45 AM) crystalclearcase: ???
(02:27:56 AM) momijizukamori: You don't know how to control your magic
(02:27:59 AM) momijizukamori: ARE YOU SERIOUS
(02:28:05 AM) crystalclearcase: NEVER MIND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH CRAZY PEOPLE IN THE STREET
(02:28:10 AM) crystalclearcase: WHO COME UP AND TALK TO ME FOR NO REASON
(02:28:12 AM) momijizukamori: WHAT SORT OF DIMWIT ARE YOU
(02:28:16 AM) momijizukamori: HEY I WAS TALKING TO YOU
(02:28:23 AM) crystalclearcase: YEAH SURE WHATEVER
(02:28:57 AM) crystalclearcase: I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO
(02:29:07 AM) crystalclearcase: IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, YOU'VE GOT A BIT OF A MONSTER PROBLEM
(02:29:24 AM) momijizukamori: ACTUALLY I DID
(02:29:31 AM) momijizukamori: AND WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAKE CARE OF IT
(02:29:39 AM) crystalclearcase: ....WHAT, YOU?
(02:29:44 AM) momijizukamori: WHEN YOU AND YOUR IDIOT MAGIC ALMOST KNOCKED ME OFF MY FEET
(02:29:45 AM) momijizukamori: YES ME
(02:29:51 AM) momijizukamori: >:|
(02:29:54 AM) crystalclearcase: PLEASE, LEAVE IT TO US
(02:30:03 AM) crystalclearcase: WE DON'T NEED PEOPLE GOING OUT AND GETTING THEMSELVES KILLED
(02:30:53 AM) momijizukamori: OH, YES, BECAUSE THAT IDIOT MERCENARY ATTITUDE HELPED MY GRANDFATHER SO MUCH
(02:31:06 AM) crystalclearcase: ......WAIT, WHAT?
(02:31:43 AM) momijizukamori: HE DIED BECAUSE YOU LOT COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO SHOW UP ON TIME
(02:31:47 AM) crystalclearcase: .......
(02:31:59 AM) momijizukamori: /ragerageangstrage
(02:32:14 AM) crystalclearcase: /okay maybe you're not a lunatic after all. this is problematic.
(02:32:39 AM) crystalclearcase: BUT. THAT'S NO REASON TO HOLD IT AGAINST EVERYONE WHO FIGHTS MONSTERS
(02:32:54 AM) crystalclearcase: and they fight back-to-back
(02:33:06 AM) crystalclearcase: and have a shounen talk, and Ichigo explains that he fights monsters to ~protect people~
(02:33:32 AM) momijizukamori: And Uryuu's like well I guess that's okay >:| Maybe >:|
(02:33:52 AM) crystalclearcase: Yeah. Considering you saved my life, I guess you're okay, too. I guess.
(02:34:06 AM) crystalclearcase: because I think there should be some kind of life-saving
(02:34:19 AM) crystalclearcase: not necessarily Ichigo going super-saiyan
(02:34:34 AM) momijizukamori: XD
(02:34:38 AM) crystalclearcase: but something
(02:35:04 AM) momijizukamori: Uryuu shoving him out of the way of something and taking a clipping blow instead?
(02:35:45 AM) crystalclearcase: Possibly. Or, Ichigo could charge in and take out a monster that was headed for Uryuu, and get hurt, and Uryuu does some kind of awesome doctoring field-medicine thing
(02:36:06 AM) crystalclearcase: like if he hadn't done it, Ichigo would've died because he needed medical help now
(02:36:10 AM) crystalclearcase: .....or both, man
(02:36:14 AM) momijizukamori: XD
(02:36:17 AM) momijizukamori: Yeah
(02:36:25 AM) crystalclearcase: no reason the former couldn't have happened during the fight
(02:36:52 AM) momijizukamori: Yes
(02:37:17 AM) momijizukamori: And if Ichigo comments on him getting hit instead the first time, Uryuu will just be like 'look who's talking, Mr. Bleeding to Death'
(02:37:35 AM) crystalclearcase: "....."
(02:37:42 AM) crystalclearcase: ">.>;;; okay you've got a point"
(02:37:58 AM) momijizukamori: "Precisely."
(02:38:04 AM) crystalclearcase: "/sulk"
(02:38:24 AM) momijizukamori: "/smug"

ichigo is an idiot, !ooc

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