Spoiler: The Ending Of Halo
Commander: Master Chief OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLOWN UP?!?!? OMG OMG OMG
Master Chief: Well shit yo... i'm like.... rocket ... i steal shit and rocket off to safety
Commander: Well.. what are you doing now?
Master Chief: Well.. I'm gonna go kill these aliens... but.. i'm a little tired, so i am gonna have a nap... then i will wait 3 years for Halo 3 to come out.. and then i will sell 4 million copies on 1 day... and then i will kick the rest of the aliens asses, only to discover there are 5 more Halos to destroy...
Commander: I sure feel sorry for the idiots who bought this game....
Credits.....
Cortana: OMG YOU EVIL TALKING PLANT!!!! YOU WERE IN LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!!! YOU ARE EVIL!!
Evil Plant: OMG I AM GONNA CYBER WITH YOU NOW!!
Cortana: But.. I love Master Chief... I cannot cyber with you... I cannot cheat on my internet boyfriend"
Evil Plant: but... Master Chief is taking a 3 year vacation....
Cortana: Oh? Well.. in that case... i'm listening..
*fade to black*
Master Chief: Well shit yo... i'm like.... rocket ... i steal shit and rocket off to safety
Commander: Well.. what are you doing now?
Master Chief: Well.. I'm gonna go kill these aliens... but.. i'm a little tired, so i am gonna have a nap... then i will wait 3 years for Halo 3 to come out.. and then i will sell 4 million copies on 1 day... and then i will kick the rest of the aliens asses, only to discover there are 5 more Halos to destroy...
Commander: I sure feel sorry for the idiots who bought this game....
Credits.....
Cortana: OMG YOU EVIL TALKING PLANT!!!! YOU WERE IN LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!!! YOU ARE EVIL!!
Evil Plant: OMG I AM GONNA CYBER WITH YOU NOW!!
Cortana: But.. I love Master Chief... I cannot cyber with you... I cannot cheat on my internet boyfriend"
Evil Plant: but... Master Chief is taking a 3 year vacation....
Cortana: Oh? Well.. in that case... i'm listening..
*fade to black*