Stressicles...
I've decided to invent the word "stressicle."
stressicle /stres'-i-kul/: adj. unhealthy combination of snowy coldness, unmitigated ventures to librarious institutions, esp. the Colby-Sawyer College li-barn-y, and plethorous final papers, presentations, etc. that result in general brainfreeze; especially dangerous to college students the week before final exams
I'm sending the suggestion letter to Mr. Webster. When I have spare time. Hah.