HP Fic: El Tango De Sirius, Sirius/Remus, NC-17

[regala_electra]

El Tango De Sirius:
Starring Remus J. Lupin and Pertaining to a Very Strange Occurrence Wherein There is Dancing And Sirius Black. A Comedy.Author: Regala Electra

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[regala_electra]

In fact, this could be a chapter from shoebox: the future, I swear.

Thank you!

Hee. Well, I think one of the main reasons I liked S/R was because of the potential for banter. And I do flove the shoebox, I do.

The summary quote/line was something that came into my mind one night and I just HAD to get it into a fic. And because of that post on cult_sbp about whether or not S/R would happen (including comments that people felt they don't want to see S/R hook up in the fic...wtf?), I simply had to put aside Dark Remus fic and write something happier and far more smutty. Cuz p0rn is good.

I don't know why I liked this line so much.

Hee! Now that's actually taken from real life. When I was teaching my sister the mechanics of salsa/merengue, I'd jab my hands into her sides at her hips to keep them moving properly to the music. It pissed her off at first, but she's a fantastic dancer now. Heh.

[faith_girl222]

"Has someone spat in your tea this morning? Well it doesn't matter - because if you don't dance until your very heart falls out of your chest, and beats one last, gasping beat on the bloody ground as you dance and dance till everyone slowly claps and cheers only for you and your fantastic dancing as you then die in a dramatic scene, swearing that you regret nothing, then you'll never win the tin trophy and the children will have their orphanage torn down and do you want that Moony? Do you? Are you a cruel and heartless werewolf, or merely a dance-challenged one?"

Sirius is *so* silly. I love Sirius. Sirius should always be silly.

loud drum being struck, and Remus has to quickly step back to avoid getting stomped on.

Clever.

"I am a savage after all. Grrr," Oh, god, I love silly Sirus *so* much. *sobs over book 5*

This is so hot and cute! And, with the wedding! Just, makes me all glowy and happy and I suck for not leaving this feedback earlier.

*sucks*

*glees over fic*

*looks suspiciously at Shrub*

*marries it*

[regala_electra]

Aww, it's like watching one of my kids get married. If you break its heart, I'm an American. I'll just scare you.

[makes scary American faces]

Yes, this is very cute and happy. I was taken over by a fluff alien. Suprisingly? Alien was kinda scaly and not so fluffy.

Sirius just seems like he'd have had a good sense of humor, that was slightly dark and a bit off the wall. There's the thinking Kreacher may have died in OotP and he finishes it beautifully with "But I mustn't keep my hopes up." and yes. Sirius. Totally.

And that dance line was inspired a bit by Strictly Ballroom. One of my favorite movies ever. The dance smack down by Fran's dad? I watch it all the time.

Don't fuck with the Spanish, yo. We will cut you.