Fic: Catch a Falling Star (SPN/Stardust Crossover, NC-17, Sam/Dean)

[regala_electra]

Catch a Falling Star
Author: Regala Electra
Fandoms: Supernatural/Stardust
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean, Sam/Jess
Word Count: 1,620
Spoilers: AU for SPN, Spoilers for Stardust (movie version).
Summary: Undergarments are not worn by stars, Sam discovers. There are other things that Sam Winchester learns when stuck up on a cloud with Dean, but

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[vinylroad]

OH REGGIE.

ILU. Your porn makes me so happy. *snuggles*

You and Stef are going to be the death of me.

[regala_electra]

Stef and I are a sign of the End of Days. "There shall be two fic writers who are mad and constantly write crackish doom..."

ILU, KATFACE. ROWR.

[vinylroad]

I'VE DECIDED THAT I'M GOING TO CALL STEF "IGGIE" FROM NOW ON. It has been decided.

REGGIE + IGGIE = APOCALYPSE. Woot.

[regala_electra]

YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY. NO TO REGGIE, KATFACE, PLZ TO STOP IT. *CRIES*

[vinylroad]

I AM TRYING TO MAKE YOU CRY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ON AIM.

AND REGGIE IS A PERFECTLY CUTE NAME. NOW THAT STEF IS IGGIE, YOU MUST KEEP YOUR NAME.

IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.

[ignited]

WOT'S ALL THIS THEN?

CLEARLY, it has also been decided that Reg and I will be out to TORTURE you some more because IGGIE = DOES NOT COMPUTE. Bwah ha ha.

I would say 'I'm writing ____ as TORTURE!1!!' very indignantly but MY BRAIN IS BROKEN FROM ALL THE SEX. (at this minute, girl!sam/dean because hi, I have neeeds.)

[vinylroad]

You'll take your nickname and YOU'LL LIKE IT. IGGIE AND REGGIE SITTING IN A TREE, T O R T U R E. Oh my god, that actually works. hahaahha.

(iggie = ignited with a heavy lisp and a austrian accent)

I'm working on a second part to my fucking angsty, psychotic girl!Sam/Dean. It's gonna be... interesting.

[ignited]

You do realize now I'm gonna be reciting that to Reg constantly now. Because it does work! Haaa!

Has to be Austrian, obviously. And a cigarette involved. (Burning, ignited, there you go.)

Oooh! That's fantastic. I can't wait! (And heh, at the time I also meant genderswap girl!sam & girl!dean for I was about to post re: the saaad lack of it when I should finish the 10k fic I have of the girl slash already. Um. Ooops?)

[vinylroad]

LOL. I know you weren't talking about my fic, but I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT ME BECAUSE I CLEARLY HAVE EGO ISSUES, IGGIE. :P

(also, do not confuse Iggy with IGGIE. I think of IGGIE as sound more like "idgie")

And I love girl!Sam/Dean.

[ignited]

YOU CAN TALK ABOUT YOURSELF ALL YOU WANT! For I am all grabby hands for your fic and you. \o/

Idgie. That makes it cuter. It's the edg thing. Although without the e. It makes sense in my head!

There is not enough girl!Sam/Dean. Fandom: plz to stop all presses and proviiide!

[vinylroad]

LOL. I don't like talking about my fic. Half of the time I end up badmouthing it.

Idgie makes me think of Fried Green Tomatoes.

And I agree. We need more girl!Sam/Dean.

[regala_electra]

FINE!

girl!Sam/Dean:

Instincts

Better that she doesn't look like Mom, not at all, the way her eyes slant when she's concentrating, there's only a handful of pictures left of their mother and Dean looks more like her, fucked up, but true. He's burnt out, ash the only taste left in his mouth, just ash, death and a final kiss from a Crossroads Demon, one year left and then -

Ignore it. You think your precious Sammy was brought back right as rain? That Yellow-Eyed bastard's dead

[vinylroad]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REG.

That broke me. Seriously. I don't even have the words.

[ignited]

....damn it, woman, IT'S TOO EARLY TO BREAK MY BRAIN HERE. jeeeez. I don't know where the hell you store all this awesome. IT IS TOO MUCH FOR ONE BRAIN.

"You came for Mommy. You're my good boy, Dean. Gonna eat me out now and you won't say any other word but what I told you. Understand?"

Releases him and he swallows thickly, deserves this, whispers sadly, "Yes Mommy."

HOLY. JUST. YEAH, THAT THERE. You are too wonderful, darling.

[thegirlisfrail]

That was so fucked up. I love it!