hai can someone whip that sam winchester into shape?

[regala_electra]

Dear Sam,

PLZ to stop killing me. You're. Killing. Me.

Love,

Reg

UM. My porn is not behaving.

Random: I want to do a poll on renaming my lj. It used to be "and then they made me their chief" but that doesn't work with my sexass spiffy SPN layout. Currently I'm trying out if lies were cats you'd be a litter, nto sure if it's working

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[regala_electra]

Heh, I'll have to save the whips for a kinkier fic. This one is 16 year old Sam. he can't be SUPER freaky. Um, all evidence to the contrary, 3000 words of PORN THAT WILL NOT END. I will make Sam come if the last thing I do, uh, tonight.

[regala_electra]

Heh, the crazy thing? I'm kind of um, not joking. OOH. I could totally use a whip for the reel_spn fic. Um, possibly. of not, so gonna use it for a Wincest fic.

Sam cracking the whip -

"Dude did you just freakin' try to whap me with a cat-o-nines?"

"Well, I thought'd we-"

"You thought? Okay, let's lay it out. We're fucking. It's cool, love it when you suck me off. But you try to fuckin' bring in that crap and I'm gonna stick you in a gimp getup and superglue it to your skin. Whips. Dude."

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Heh, well, I'd probably use them in a sexy context not in a "Dean refuses to participate in the hot sexual adventures of the Brothers Dean."

[ignited]

Dear Reg,

I think I should to have sex with Dean more often. You know. Just in case if you get stuck writing me with girls or something. It's up to you.

Love,
Sam

P.S. I may be forced to write this under punishment of Dean-- HEY. DEAN, DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF.

[ignited]

P.P.S. Dude, I'm not touching his stuff. And he meant to say "should have sex with" -- kid gets nervous easy, I'm telling you, comes with the territory of being such a wuss.

Love,
Dean

[regala_electra]

Dear Dean,

I love your oral fetish. Also, you will get to do dirty amazingly kinky things in part three and they are oral-based.

Love,

Reg (4 evah!)

[regala_electra]

Dude, I have written the Dean porn already. UM. Extreme Dean Porn.

[kernezelda]

How about "poking her with a stick since 2006"?

[regala_electra]

Heee. I scribbled down a few while at work, I'll put them up as a poll tomorrow.

[alizarin_nyc]

Here's some porn to help you think.

Link to XTube, NSFW.

-"mosca" shared it and I pass along the love porn.

[alizarin_nyc]

mosca

[regala_electra]

Oh my god. I love that I ask for help you share porn. You're flippin' awesome.