Fic: whores in space (SPN/Farscape Crossover, CRACK, NC-17, Wincest, Winsister)

[regala_electra]

whores in space
Author: Regala Electra
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dean/girl!Sam
Word Count: 505
Summary: They don’t move until they see the credits tossed their way.
Author’s Notes: I hate ignited. I try to give her a cracktastic prompt and then I WRITE this. Crossover with Farscape, you don’t technically need to have seen Farscape to read this. So, um, Dean

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[vinylroad]

I have decided to devote my life to you.

That is all.

*snicker* Whores in Space. Makes me think of the Gays in Space skits from Saturday Night Live.

[regala_electra]

I refrained from calling this WHORES...IN SPACE!. That seemed just a little TOO much.

OMG Kat, I cannot help the way my brain works. Are you hopelessly devoted to me, Sandra Dee? :-P

[vinylroad]

I AM.

YOU BETTER STEP UP, CAUSE I NEED A MAN... TO KEEP ME SATISFIED.

Will you be that man? At this point my DSL IS NOT FULFILLING MY MAN NEEDS. So I need you to. :(

And you disappeared on me on AIM. :(

[regala_electra]

I am off to take a shower. Naked. Thinking of Winchesters. Naked.

Or: I'm off to take a shower and go to BED.

Naked.

Hee, I am way too girly to be your man. I can be your femme-y WOMAN. :-P

[ignited]

GENDER-BENDING FREAKS.

um, so I already rambled about how great this is on IM, but for POSTERITY, mind you, I post here. To say that you take the cracktastic suggestion and open up a whole world of thoughts (not that I'm asking for more, I'm more than fiiine with this). Winchesters soldiering on and GENDER-BENDING FREAKS I WILL NOT GET OVER THAT, EVER.

Random bits of darkness though? Kill me good. You're wonderful, darling. :)

[regala_electra]

They're addicted to changing their gender and fucking each other for money. That's gonna be just a trifle dark.

UM. I love you. LIKE A LOT. *this much* And we are horrible people. CRACKTASTIC FREAKS UNITE!

[calijirl5150]

I officially put my request in to live in your brain, or better yet I'll pay & we can just get a neural chips :D

Great stuff, I think there difinitely needs to be more of this verse.

[regala_electra]

Heh, if we get neural chips that means that we'll have bleedback! Do you really want a Reg in your brain? Please to note that my head is even freaker than what I wind up writing/posting. ;-)

Thank you for the feedback! Thank you for reading this. It is CRAZY.

I don't know if I'll continue in this crazy world, but it's certainly quite...vivid. Heh.

[alizarin_nyc]

I'm not sure which is weirder, the manip or THIS FIC. Ha ha, Sam as Aeryn, Dean as crazy sister-fucking Crighton-type. DUDE. Crack is awesome.

[regala_electra]

Stef can't ask me to give her ideas for making manips because my first answer will always be "Dean in leatherpants, um, JOHN CRICHTON!"

Heh, thank you, hon. Crack is awesome but also it is very WRONG. Or somethig.

[regala_electra]

Hee! Thank you. Sadly, I think I'm just...on crack. One day (um, in the near future) there will be Supernatural/Rocky Horror Picture Show fic posted that involves crossdressing wincest hijinks. And singing.