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i wish that you were a wonder twin, except only one of you. though i guess it would be pretty cool if you were twins. only that'd be twice as much talking. except, i guess if you were twins, you'd have the same thoughts a lot of the time so it'd be just like talking with one of you anyway. so i guess you could be twins, but only if you're identical, not fraternal. oh, but then there could be a blonde and a brunette, and that would be pretty funny. i guess you could be fraternal. i could call you two betty and veronica. only who would that make me? reggie or archie? i guess archie. but fuck that. anyway i wish you were a wonder twin, so you could say, "shape of..." and say something like, "a chinese acrobat," and then you could step on my back.