| The Eleventh Aura • Accidental Video |

[reflectivedawn]

[Riku is in blue and Hanna is in orange.]

[The vdeo feed clicks on, completely and utterly on accident, as the PCD falls out of Riku's hand and onto the kitchen table, where the camera's awaiting eye takes in the monstrosity that's about to take place.]

What are you doing?

Uh, Giving Alexander a bath?

... Who's Alexander?

My slug!

.... You'

Comments

[hardcorecute]

[Have a giggling kindergartner, you two...]

That's really cute!

[Well...]

...in a way that's kinda not cute, I guess.

[reflectivedawn]

[Oh god, Bubbles. Riku just.... he doesn't even.]

How can you possibly find that cute?

[magicxmarker]

Isn't he? Alexander is the best slug ever, dude!

[hardcorecute]

Yeah! He's really cute! Sort of. Kind of...

[She looks again at the slug.]

Okay, that's not very cute, though.

[reflectivedawn]

Then you have more sense than he does.

[BRB, slapping Hanna in the back of the head.]

[hardcorecute]

Does it do tricks? Maybe if it does tricks, I bet that would be cute!

[reflectivedawn]

[Bubbles. You did not just suggest that.]

No way in hell is he teaching that thing to do tricks.

[hardcorecute]

But that would be cute, wouldn't it? I think that would be cute! Maybe it could sit or lay down or jump through a hoop or - [She stops herself. Well, that would all just be TOO silly.]

Maybe... Maybe it could... slide through a hoop...? Or... ummm... wiggle its... [She frowns.] No, that would be kinda creepy.

[reflectivedawn]

[Just.... just.... face palming, Bubbles. Because just.... what. even.]

I'm surrounded by idiots.

[hardcorecute]

Just because it's not cute, that doesn't mean it's an idiot! It might be a really, really smart slug!

[Do you hear that whooshing sound? It's the sound of his words flying RIGHT over her head. That bang is them crashing into the wall behind her.]

.... Way to pick the WRONGEST icon for this comment ever.

[reflectivedawn]

[Holy sweet mother of Mickey.]

I meant him. [Pointing at Hanna now.]

He is, by far, the biggest idiot I have ever met.

[hardcorecute]

Hanna? I thought he was kinda smart... He wears glasses! Smart people wear glasses, don't they?

[reflectivedawn]

[He gets the feeling he's talking to a five year old.

.... Wait.]

How old are you?

[hardcorecute]

[She smiles cheerfully. She doesn't understand how smart slugs are or whether this one is cute or not (probably not) or how smart Hanna is or isn't, but THIS is something she can answer with almost complete certainty!]

I'm five! How old are you, Mister?

[reflectivedawn]

[... That explains so much.]

Seventeen. What's your name?

[hardcorecute]

Bubbles! I'm a Powerpuff Girl. [She smiles.] What's your name?