Reflection I: Reply to Message?

May 20, 2016 11:00

FOR: kjmyeon
Title: Reply to message?
Rating: PG-13
Side pairings: ninja!baeksoo and xiuchen
Word count: 2.1k
Warning/s: mentions of past abuse
Summary: Welcome to K-Date, the number one site for dating in the Asian community. Enter your credentials to set up your profile!
Author's Note: Pinch hit! Honestly had a lot of fun with this one. It's fluffy but not gross. Left side is Kyungsoo, right side is Joonmyeon. Kyungsoo's password is pororohyung. Joonmyeon's password is maninadress.


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Email: penguinsoo@gmail.com
Password: ***********

Name: Do Kyungsoo
Age: 27
Location: Apgujeong, Seoul, South Korea
Interested in: Men
Images: [dks.jpeg]
Bio: [empty]
Chat Username: do_ksoo

Welcome to K-Date, the number one site for dating in the Asian community. Enter your credentials to set up your profile!

Email: suho.kim@gmail.com
Password: ***********

Name: Kim Joonmyeon
Age: 29
Location: Gangnam, Seoul, South Korea
Interested in: Men and Women
Images: [suhohyung.jpeg]
Bio: My name is Joonmyeon, but my friends call me Suho. I’m a financial officer at a tech company based in Gangnam and I’d love to get to know you!
Chat Username: suho_thehyung
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suho_thehyung: Hello!do_ksoo: Hi.
suho_thehyung: Kyungsoo, right?do_ksoo: That’s what my profile says.
suho_thehyung: Of course, of course. I’m Joonmyeon!do_ksoo: That is what your profile says, yes.
suho_thehyung: :D
suho_thehyung: How are you?do_ksoo: I’m well, and yourself?
suho_thehyung: Very good! do_ksoo: I’m sorry, but I have a meeting to attend.
suho_thehyung: No worries! Message me later :)
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[galaxy_fanfan] says: Getting desperate? Seems like someone misses me.
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[real_pcy] says: Kyeoptaaaa~~!
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Name: Park Chanyeol
Age: 27
Location: Seoul, South Korea
Interested in: Men and Women
Images: [chanyeol.jpeg] [me.jpeg] [pcy.jpeg]
Bio: Chanyeol in da houseeee! HMU
Chat Username: real_pcy

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suho_thehyung: Happy Saturday! Are you up yet?do_ksoo: Yes.
suho_thehyung: Hello~ How was your meeting yesterday?do_ksoo: Productive, thank you.
do_ksoo: I must admit, I’m surprised you’re not working today.
suho_thehyung: Oh, I am. It pays to be related to the CEO and in charge of your entire department. Thank you Minseok hyung~do_ksoo: You’re a rulebreaker then.
suho_thehyung: You say that like it’s a bad thing.do_ksoo: Isn’t it?
suho_thehyung: Not always. Besides, talking to cute boys is definitely better than doing paperwork that I can pass off onto my subordinates ;)do_ksoo: …
suho_thehyung: Too far?do_ksoo: A bit cheesy for my taste.
suho_thehyung: Noted. I have to go for a meeting. Talk to you later?do_ksoo: Sure.

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Do Kyungsoo: sigh.
do_ksoo: Hey, are you still up?
suho_thehyung: Yeah, I just got home. I saw your status. Is everything okay?do_ksoo: Just don’t really want to feel alone right now.
do_ksoo: It’s been a rough day.
suho_thehyung: Do you want to talk about it?
suho_thehyung: I might respond slowly because I’m cooking, but I’m more than willing to listen.do_ksoo: …
do_ksoo: …
do_ksoo: My ex got out of jail today. I feel like I bothered my friends with it enough when it happened, so I didn’t bring it up today. Probably a mistake.
suho_thehyung: Did he hurt you?do_ksoo: Yes.
do_ksoo: That’s why he was in jail in the first place.
do_ksoo: I’m scared he’ll come looking for me.
suho_thehyung: I’m so sorry that happened to you. Is there a friend or neighbor that you can call to stay with you for a while?
suho_thehyung: I know you said that you feel like it bothers them, but a real friend would be worried if you’re okay.do_ksoo: None of them really live close enough to reasonably come over and make it to work on time.
suho_thehyung: Okay. I have a different idea then. Are you in bed?do_ksoo: Yeah, hold on a minute so I can fix my blanket though.
suho_thehyung: Okay. We’re gonna do a little pretending, alright? do_ksoo: Okay…
suho_thehyung: I want you to hug one of your pillows like it’s a person. Your best friend, someone you’re attracted to, whoever. do_ksoo: Cuddle the pillow.
suho_thehyung: Yes, exactly. It sounds weird but it helps me a lot when I’m lonely and my ex is being a dick.do_ksoo: Okay, okay. I think I trust you.
suho_thehyung: :) I’m going to shower, okay? Send me another message if you need anything.do_ksoo: Okay. Thank you, hyung.

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[kimbao] says: Did you used go to school with Kim Jongdae @cheekbones? You look familiar.
[do_ksoo] says: Yes I did. I was valedictorian but otherwise didn’t really talk to anyone. I’m surprised you recognize me. @kimbao @cheekbones
[kimbao] says: Someone @byunnybaek talked Jongdae’s ear off about you :P @do_ksoo @cheekbones
[byunnybaek] says: Minseok hyung ᅲᅲ why are you exposing me ᅲᅲ

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do_ksoo: Hey, thanks for the advice last night, hyung. It actually helped a lot.
suho_thehyung: No problem. I’m glad you’re feeling better!do_ksoo: You know, I had my doubts at first, but you’re a wonderful person.
suho_thehyung: I’m blushing ᄏᄏᄏ
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[man_LUnited] says: Baby~~~
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do_ksoo: I’m going to fucking hyperventilate.
do_ksoo: Lu Han found my fucking profile.

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Abusive ex-partner attempting to recontact me. Should be removed from website. Dangerous.
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suho_thehyung: I’m so sorry, I just received this! Is he your ex?do_ksoo: Yes. I blocked and reported him, but I’m still nervous.
suho_thehyung: Well, don’t panic. Maybe you should spend the day outside of Apgujeong? You seem to work from home (?) so maybe take your work to a cafe somewhere else for the day.do_ksoo: You give really great advice, you know.
suho_thehyung: Still blushing =.=
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Do Kyungsoo: Cute.
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Kim Joonmyeon: ᅲᅲᅲᅲᅲ so adorable i’m going to die

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do_ksoo: ur rly hot
suho_thehyung: Thank you?do_ksoo: like damn. daddy af.
suho_thehyung: Are you okay?do_ksoo: yes daddauonrietl;lg’h
suho_thehyung: No offense, Soo, but what the fuck?do_ksoo: I’M SO SORRY
do_ksoo: THAT WASN’T ME
suho_thehyung: I didn’t think it was.do_ksoo: I’m going to kill Oh Sehun ᅲᅲᅲᅲ
suho_thehyung: Now, now, I doubt that murder is the answer.do_ksoo: Oh Sehun has deserved death since he was born. You’ll bail me out of jail, right hyung?
suho_thehyung: ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ
suho_thehyung: So does this mean you don’t actually think I’m hot?do_ksoo: …
do_ksoo: I will neither admit nor deny that.
suho_thehyung: You do!
suho_thehyung: I’m flattered. do_ksoo: ᅲᅲ

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Do Kyungsoo: I hate everything ᅲᅲ
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Kim Joonmyeon: It’s okay, you’re pretty hot too. ;)

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Kim Minseok: Best part of this website is watching the developments between @do_ksoo and @suho_thehyung

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Kim Minseok: Best part of this website is watching the developments between @do_ksoo and @suho_thehyung
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man_LUnited: stay away from kyungsoo. he’s MY boyfriend.
suho_thehyung: You lost your boyfriend privileges when you started hurting Kyungsoo. You lost your right to talk to, talk about, or think about Kyungsoo when you got thrown in jail for it. With all due respect (which is none), fuck off.

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suho_thehyung: Hey, I don’t know where you consider us in this friendship (?) but here’s my phone number in case you’d prefer to text me. And you can find me on Facebook also. XXXXXXXXXX
New Message to: XXXXXXXXXX
Message: Hey, it’s Kyungsoo.
Save XXXXXXXXXX to contacts?
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XXXXXXXXXX saved to contact “Joonmyeon hyung”.

New Message from: YYYYYYYYYY
Message: Hey, it’s Kyungsoo.
Reply to message?
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Message: Hey!
Save YYYYYYYYYY to contacts?
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YYYYYYYYYY saved to contact “Soo <3”.
From: Joonmyeon hyung
Hey!
Reply to message?
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Message: This is so much more convenient. Thanks for suggesting this!

From: Soo <3
This is so much more convenient. Thanks for suggesting this!
Reply to message?
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Message: No problem! What are you up to today?From: Joonmyeon hyung
No problem! What are you up to today?
Reply to message?
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Message: Working ᅲᅲ I have a draft due this week.
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Contact changed to “Joonmyeonnie”.

From: Soo <3
Working ᅲᅲ I have a draft due this week.
Reply to message?
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Message: Oh! I’ve never asked what you do. Are you a writer?
From: Joonmyeonnie
Oh! I’ve never asked what you do. Are you a writer?
From: Jonginnie
u sound so smitten hyung
Reply to:
Joonmyeonnie
Jonginnie
Message to Joonmyeonnie: he’s so cute i’m in love jongin
Sent!
Message to Jonginnie: Yes, I am. I use a pen name though.
Sent!

From: Soo <3
he’s so cute i’m in love jongin
Reply to message?
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Message: ...I don’t know who Jongin is but he’s certainly not me…
From: Joonmyeonnie
...I don’t know who Jongin is but he’s certainly not me…
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From: Jonginnie
wut? hyung that made no sense
Reply to message?
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Message: i mixed up the messages for you and joonmyeon hyung… kill me now, jongin ᅲᅲ
From: Jonginnie
jfc hyung. what did you say to him?
Reply to message?
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Message: “he’s so cute i’m in love jongin” ᅲᅲᅲᅲᅲᅲ
From: Joonmyeonnie
Kyungsoo? Are you still there?
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From: Jonginnie
ᄏᄏᄏ ur kinda screwed. just ask him out already.
Reply to:
Joonmyeonnie
Jonginnie
Message to Jonginnie: you’re the worst i hate you. wish me luck.
Sent!
Message to Joonmyeonnie: Do you want to meet up for coffee sometime?
Sent!

From: Soo <3
Do you want to meet up for coffee sometime after my deadline?
Reply to message?
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Message: As in a date?From: Joonmyeonnie
As in a date?
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Message: As in a date.

From: Soo <3
As in a date.
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Message: I’d love to ^.^From: Joonmyeonnie
I’d love to ^.^
Reply to message?
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Message: Great! I’ll message you once I’m done, okay? (I hate to leave but I must go write now.)
From: Jonginnie
good luck from me and sehunnie
Reply to message?
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Message: he said yes! and tell sehun that i’m still not talking to him

From: Soo <3
Great! I’ll message you once I’m done, okay? (I hate to leave but I must go write now.)
Reply to message?
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Message: Of course! Good luck on your manuscript <3
From: Minseok hyung
Why are you sending me a keyboard smash? What happened?
Reply to message?
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Message: Kyungsoo asked me out!From: Joonmyeonnie
Of course! Good luck on your manuscript <3
Reply to message?
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Message: Thanks hyung <3
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Contact change to “Hyung <3”.

From: Minseok hyung
You’re an actual teenage girl, Joonmyeon. How are we related?
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Message: Shut up hyung let me be happy
From: Soo <3
Thanks hyung <3
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