Dragon Vs. Cow

[reflectinharm]

this is a convo between me and my friend at 1130 at night.

[11:14:41 PM] (8)Drag me d: moo
[11:16:06 PM] The Grinch -: moo? man, more like "GRRAAARRRGGGHHHH"
the sound of a dragon flying over your house
[11:16:42 PM] (8)Drag me d: moo
[11:16:56 PM] (8)Drag me d: lol my cow just shit on your dragon
[11:16:58 PM] (8)Drag me d: lol
[11:17:00 PM] (8)Drag me d: i win
[11:17:13 PM] The Grinch -: Man, my dragon just ate your cow. along
with the rest of the herd.
[11:17:20 PM] The Grinch -: and then he burninated the peasents, just
for kicks
[11:18:34 PM] (8)Drag me d: hahaha my gouw cant me eaten
[11:18:52 PM] (8)Drag me d: it just doused your dragon fire with its
milk
[11:19:03 PM] The Grinch -: whatever, my dragon didn't use fire, it
just ate it
[11:19:19 PM] (8)Drag me d: its un eatable
[11:19:25 PM] The Grinch -: fuck that, my dragon eats everything
[11:19:35 PM] (8)Drag me d: fuck that it cant eat my cow
[11:19:45 PM] The Grinch -: why the fuck not?
[11:19:47 PM] (8)Drag me d: its too beefy for him
[11:19:54 PM] The Grinch -: phh, nothing is too beefy for my dragon
[11:19:59 PM] (8)Drag me d: my cow is
[11:20:02 PM] The Grinch -: your cow is probably not even beefy
enough.
[11:20:21 PM] (8)Drag me d: no ny cow is way too beffy for your
dragon
[11:20:33 PM] The Grinch -: fuck that
[11:20:37 PM] The Grinch -: unless it's that super-roided bull
[11:21:25 PM] (8)Drag me d: no its a cow, and not only is it too beefy
for your dragon, its constant monotone mooing puts it to
sleep so my cow can shit on it
[11:21:51 PM] The Grinch -: phh, my dragon doesn't have ears.
[11:22:27 PM] (8)Drag me d: it doesnt need ears, he feels the super
sound waves of the mooing
[11:22:50 PM] The Grinch -: yeah right, my dragon has impenetrable
scales, it doesn't feel anything.
[11:23:24 PM] (8)Drag me d: then your dragon is a vegetable much like
the ones my cow eats
[11:23:56 PM] The Grinch -: yeah right, my dragon is flesh and blood,
it just has hard scales.
[11:24:13 PM] (8)Drag me d: hahhaahha my cow still owns it
[11:24:16 PM] The Grinch -: yeah right
[11:24:26 PM] The Grinch -: your cow owns nothing but the grass it
shit on, then ate later.
[11:24:38 PM] (8)Drag me d: hahah my cow ons all
[11:24:48 PM] The Grinch -: no way, my dragon owns all
[11:24:48 PM] (8)Drag me d: and were retatrded for having this convo
[11:24:54 PM] The Grinch -: except for the grass it shit
[11:24:54 PM] The Grinch -: on
[11:24:55 PM] The Grinch -: I know
[11:24:59 PM] The Grinch -: best convo ever.
[11:25:03 PM] (8)Drag me d: yup