Dear lady who cleans the cafeteria at school

[reeven]

what the fuck i can't believe you stole my cell phone have you no heart i must however give you "props" because you did it while i was sitting right next to it pretty crafty of you to do it while my attention was diverted on finishing an english paper but seriously who steals a crappy cell phone from a kid who frequents the place you work if i ever remember what you look like i'm going to shank you

if you aren't on this list i need your number again
kristen
tyler
janie

so lay it on me or something