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yesterday i spent my day in the ER in huntingdon. on saturday i was play fighting with my friend and he picked me up then he fell over and dropped me on my head. i woke up sunday morning thinking i had been hit by a train when i looked in the mirror and saw the huge bump and cut on my forehead. i went to get a catscan to make sure that i didn't have a concussion and the nurse asked if there was any chance i was pregnant. i told her no. then she said "are you on birth control?" no. "are you sexually active?" no. "wait, so you're telling me that there's no way that you're pregnant, you're not on birth control, you're not sexually active AND you go to the college? i'm sorry ma'am, but i'm going to have to take a urine test." so she comes in a half an hour later and says, "okay, you're not pregnant. you can come in now for the catscan." thanks, you idiot.