Wanted
One husband to get my parents off my back. You should be able to umm and ahh and solemnly shake your head over my mom's sob stories about how she gave birth to a devil like me and how you should handle me so that i can be controlled (a leash will do just fine ma), without running in the opposite direction screaming. You should be able to listen to my dad talk about a lot of things but me (dad i do feel emotion and love to talk about it) and not wonder where the heck you are. And drifting into the clouds when my parents profusely thank you for stepping down from the heavens to marry their really lost cause of a daughter will spell disater for you.
if you can do the above we can talk price! hot meals will be included. And maybe, just maybe, i'll let you share my stash of chocolates!!