Title: Everyone Experiments in College
Chapter: 4b/?
Author:
reeses6826Genres: Humor, Smut (eventually)
Pairings: Aoi/Reita, Kai/Uruha, Ruki/most living things
Rating: (overall) NC-17
Warnings: (overall) Swearing, sexual references, smut, the GazettE in college (which I'm well aware is a little off age-wise, but since when do
any of us operate within the realm of reality?)
Summary: Reita must rely on his crazy friends to help him get along with his new roommate, the only person in the world who doesn't know that Reita is gay (and really into him).
Comments: If you're like me, you forget some of this story and since it picks right up, you may wanna re-read :)
“Um... I really don’t think this is a good idea...” Reita croaked out.
Maya, the girl he had known for less than 48 hours, smiled sultrily up at him from her kneeling position on the floor of the men’s bathroom. “Oh come on, it’s exciting like this. I’ve always wanted to blow a hot guy in a public bathroom.”
“Yes, well,” Reita interjected as he tried to back away from the female hands fondling his denim-covered crotch. “As much as I would love to help you achieve that dream, I really don’t want to get arrested tonight.”
Maya’s eyes lit up. “That would be so hot!”
Reita blinked. “What now?”
“Oh yea.” Her eyes moved rapidly from side to side as she conjured up a rich fantasy in her head. “They would drag you off in cuffs and throw you in a cell with a bunch of sweaty, dirty criminals.”
Reita tried to convey his clearest ‘bitch-you-crazy’ face and continued to back up towards the bathroom wall.
“And you’re so gorgeous that they’d probably strip you naked and fuck you right then and there.”
Reita spent about three seconds considering the somewhat tempting proposal of a prison gang-bang before shaking his head clear. “What the fuck?!? Why is THAT part of your fantasy?”
Maya just giggled as she proceeded to unbutton and unzip Reita’s pants.
Reita leaned his head back against the wall. And I thought MEN were aggressive.
He resigned himself to his fate when he felt a cool breeze alert him to the fact that his manhood was now fully exposed.
Just as he braced himself to feel a warm, wet tongue and prepared to start picturing that time Aoi came back from the gym toned, sweaty, and without a shirt, the door of the movie theater bathroom swung open.
Aoi and Uruha stopped dead in their tracks and gawked at the scene in front of them.
“Maya! What the hell are you doing?” Aoi shouted, astonished at the compromising position of his supposedly shy friend.
Uruha just blushed. “Wow, Rei. I had no idea you were that... um... impressive down there.”
At that, the door to the closest stall in the bathroom was pulled open with marked difficulty and Kai squeezed out, mad as all hell. “That’s it!” He yelled, startling everyone in the room. He ignored all but Uruha, whom he stared down furiously. “If you are so ‘impressed’ with Reita all the time and so obviously underwhelmed by me, why don’t you just take Maya’s place on the floor and go to town on him!”
With that, Kai pushed past Aoi and a very stunned Uruha and left the bathroom in anger. Uruha, in his perpetual state of confusion, turned and ran desperately after him.
“I have no idea what’s going on.” Reita wearily announced. He was starting to feel lightheaded, most likely from the combination of extreme bewilderment and the movement of blood from his brain to a region farther south.
Ruki suddenly peeked his head out of the same bathroom stall from which Kai had emerged. “Well, put your junk away and I’d be happy to fill you in.” He took another gander at said ‘junk’ and reconsidered. “Or leave it out. That’s fine too.”
~~~~ ~~~~
Ten minutes earlier
“Where’s Maya?” Aoi asked upon his arrival in the theater.
“Bathroom!” Reita rushedly answered, his panicked shout earning him several shushes from fellow movie-goers. He flushed bright red before hurrying out of the theater after Maya.
“Poor Rei,” Uruha pouted towards Aoi. “He gets so nervous dating cause he’s such a sensitive and caring person.” He grabbed Aoi by the arm, paying no attention to darkness forming on Kai’s face. “Let’s go grab some snacks for him and Maya. They’ll like that.”
As Uruha and Aoi made their way up the aisle, Kai called after them, “Get some more popcorn! Ruki ate mine!” But Uruha continued up the aisle without a pause, happily chattering in Aoi’s ear.
Kai turned back around in his seat with a huff.
“Trouble in paradise?” Ruki’s devilish smile curled up like the Chesire Cat.
“Shut up asshole. I’m not in the mood.”
Ruki turned to look Kai square in the eye. “I’m serious. Something’s clearly up.”
Kai sighed. “You notice it too? What is the deal with him lately? It’s like anytime there is an opportunity to make Reita feel good, Uruha just completely ignores me.”
Ruki simply nodded understandingly.
Kai took this as a sign to become even more agitated. “He’s so ungrateful. I’m a fantastic boyfriend, you know. I’m always buying him gifts, texting him night and day -“
“ - mouth-fucking him in movie theaters - “ Ruki offered.
Kai was too far gone to notice. “ - taking him out to nice dinners, writing him poems - “
“Not to mention… wait.” Ruki nearly choked on his word as his sadistic grin returned. “You wrote him poems?
Kai realized his mistake a moment too late. “No.”
Ruki pouted his best Uruha-pout. “I think I’m going to need to hear one.”
Kai remained unaffected. “I would sooner eat my own face.”
“Oh come on, just a little taste.” Ruki practically begged.
Kai squirmed uncomfortably. “No,” he insisted. “It’s private.”
Ruki, with his vivid and perverse imagination, needed little help however. “How about something like
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Come blow me in the theater,
And blow Ruki too.”
Kai rolled his eyes. “Wow, that’s romantic.”
Ruki was far too busy enjoying his newest game to notice.
“There once was a man named Kai,
Whose dick as big as the sky,
When Uruha would pout,
Kai would whip the thing out,
And that boy would orgasm and cry.
Kai got up to leave. “You’re quite the artist. But Uruha doesn’t cry after he orgasms.”
Ruki scoffed. “I was talking about you.”
Kai walked towards the lobby, trying not to wonder why it is that Ruki knew that.
Ruki scurried after him. “Wait for me! I’ve got another one. What rhymes with nipples?”
~~~~ ~~~~
Meanwhile, Uruha and Aoi were standing in the lobby, chatting idly and enjoying the candy they had originally bought for Maya and Reita before deciding to eat it themselves.
Uruha was just in the middle of wondering how it is that they get the peanuts inside the M&M’s, when a preppy young guy in flattering black skinny jeans sauntered past. Uruha glanced in his direction, only to see that Aoi was fairly obviously checking out the stranger’s tight little butt.
Uruha, always subtle, shouted at the top of his lungs. “YOU’RE GAY!”
Aoi, as well as everyone else in the movie theater lobby, looked over at him in surprise.
Uruha panicked. “You!” He pointed to the aforementioned man with the cute butt. “You’re gay!”
The guy smirked and walked towards the two of them. He grabbed Uruha’s hand, pulled a pen out of his impossibly tight pocket, and scribbled some numbers. “Hell yes, I am. Give me a call, gorgeous.”
Uruha waved off his advances before grabbing Aoi and pulling him into a nearby corner.
Aoi turned to face Uruha with fear in his eyes and sweat gathering at his temples. “Listen, Uruha, you can’t tell anyone. Please.”
Uruha laughed nervously. “Tell anyone? That’s a good one.” He attempted to smack Aoi jovially on the shoulder but missed and swatted him in the face. “Why would I tell anyone? Why could you possibly think that information like that could be relevant to any of us? I mean, it’ not like the question of your sexuality has played a central role in our group discussions for the last several weeks or anything. How ridiculous! Tell anyone. That’s rich.”
Aoi was too fidgety to notice Uruha’s transparent acting. “Seriously though, I don’t have any close friends. I really hope I can confide in you.”
Uruha nodded resolutely, despite his desire to shout this new discovery from the rooftops. “Absolutely. Consider me to be at fault.”
Aoi blinked a few times before he figured out the translation from Uruha-speak into normal language. “Did you mean I should consider you to be a vault?”
“Yes, naturally.” Uruha didn’t actually hear the difference, but went with it anyway before swiftly changing the subject. “So, is there anyone you’re interested in?”
Aoi sighed. “Well, you know, it’s not like there are a lot of options dating-wise. I don’t really know that many guys besides the four of you. Reita’s straight so that’s no good.”
Uruha fought the urge to punch Aoi for his obliviousness. “Yes. Straight as a winding road.”
Aoi wasn’t really listening. “You and Kai are both awesome but you’re already in a loving relationship, random hotties giving you their phone numbers notwithstanding. And Ruki… well he scares me. Plus I’ve already seen him naked enough times to know I’m not really interested.”
Uruha nodded in understanding. “He walks into your room naked in the middle of the night too?”
Aoi thought back. “Once he even got in bed with me.”
“That’s new,” Uruha responded with raised eyebrows.
“And I’m like 80% sure he was jerking off in his sleep.” He shuddered at the memory.
“Well I think we solved the mystery of why you’re not interested." Uruha threw an arm over Aoi’s shoulders and the two started walking towards the bathrooms. “But, you know, I didn’t ask you about dating. I asked if there was anyone you’re interested in.”
Aoi had been hoping Uruha wouldn’t catch that. “Um, yeah sort of,” he admitted. "But it’s never going to happen.”
“Why?”
“I just told you why.”
~~~~ ~~~~
A few minutes later, amidst one of the more embarrassing moments of Reita’s life, Kai came storming out of the bathroom with Uruha right on his tail, calling for him to stop.
Kai finally whirled around to face a concerned Uruha. “Stop following me! I told you, go be with Reita if that’s what you want! The two of you can do it in whatever bathroom you want!”
Uruha just shook his head. “I can’t believe you. And they say I’m the dense one.” He took Kai’s hands in his.
“What are you talking about? And whose phone number is on your hand?”
“Ugh, one question at a time!” Uruha tried to refocus on the issue at hand. “I do not have a thing for Reita. I’ve just been trying really hard to make him look good in front of Aoi.”
Kai considered this claim for a moment. “Seriously, after all of this, you really think he has a chance?”
“Yes!” Uruha nearly burst with new excitement. “Listen, I can’t tell you how I know, but I know.”
Kai was skeptical, yet intrigued by the prospect of gossip. “What do you know?”
“Just things. Now, stop being a baby and come on!” Uruha dragged a reluctant Kai back to the bathroom.
“Will you stop flirting with Reita?” Kai implored.
Uruha didn’t even look back. “You want me to stop flirting with my hot friends? That’s like asking a fish not to fly south for the winter.”
“On second thought,” Kai muttered, “maybe I should just let him have you.”
~~~~ ~~~~
“So, to sum up,” Ruki began as Kai and Uruha re-entered the bathroom, “Reita was nearly raped by a coconut-lip-gloss-wearing pair of lips, Kai is a jealous little pussy who writes obscene poetry, Uruha is in love with Reita, and I was felt up by Kai in that bathroom stall.”
Despite the multiple (and somewhat inaccurate) bombs that had just been dropped, everyone focused their shock on Kai.
Kai leaned back against the bathroom door, exhausted by the day’s events. “Believe me, I was hoping I could go my whole life without touching Ruki. But I was trying to be quiet so Reita and Maya wouldn’t know we were listening and he wouldn’t stop licking me! So I grabbed him by the balls.”
Aoi curled up his lip in disgust. “Why were you listening?”
Uruha eyeballed Ruki. “Why were you licking him?”
Reita chuckled. “Ruki’s balls are surprisingly big, aren’t they?”
Everyone froze. “And we have a winner.” Ruki proclaimed.
Aoi was the one to ask. “When were you assessing the size of Ruki’s balls?”
Reita opened his mouth to explain, than thought better of it. He’d had enough craziness for one day so his simply answered, “It’s a long story.”
Ruki was sitting atop the bathroom counter, arms crossed and smiling proudly. “Actually now that I think about it, my balls have been squeezed by everyone in this room.” He considered this a moment more. “Including myself.”
They collectively and wordlessly decided not to indulge Ruki in his mind games and began to proceed quietly out of the bathroom that they had previously commandeered.
Despite the silence, Reita couldn’t help but lean over to Aoi and ask, “When were YOU squeezing his balls?”
Aoi shrugged, embarrassed. “It was an accident. Remember that time he got in bed with me completely naked while I was sleeping?”
Ruki came from behind to shove his way rudely between the two and wink up at Aoi. “Well, clearly your subconscious is more aware of your beastly desires for me than your waking self.”
Aoi smiled at Reita over Ruki’s head and rolled his eyes. “Yea, that’s probably it.”
A/N: Yes! Done! That only took like 14 months. I’m not sure how good it is - I’m a little rusty. But I’m really enjoying writing again. Yay :) Please comment!