Everyone Experiments in College - 4a/?
Title: Everyone Experiments in College
Chapter: 4a/?
Author:reeses6826
Genres: Humor, Smut (eventually)
Pairings: Aoi/Reita, Kai/Uruha, Ruki/most living things
Rating: (overall) NC-17
Warnings: (overall) Swearing, sexual references, smut, the GazettE in college (which I'm well aware is a little off age-wise, but since when do any of us operate within the realm of reality?)
Summary: Reita must rely on his crazy friends to help him get along with his new roommate, the only person in the world who doesn't know that Reita is gay (and really into him).
Comments: And thus ends my summer-long hiatus. Yay!!!
"Aoi, since we're friends now," Ruki began as he plopped down too comfortably next to Aoi on his bed, "can I ask you for a teensy weensy little favor?"
Reita and Kai, who had been completely ignored when Ruki barreled in the door and headed straight for Aoi, exchanged wary glances.
"Say no." Reita warned his roommate. "Always say no to Ruki."
Ruki wasn't about to be derailed, however. "Excuse me, men are discussing business here. Go play with your girlfriend's boobies and leave us be."
Uruha giggled uncontrollably (one would assume at the use of the word 'boobies') from the corner, reminding everyone in the room who had forgotten that he had in fact been there the whole time doing something suspicious with Kai's leather jacket. Kai would later come to find that his beloved old jacket had been bedazzled.
Reita groaned inwardly at the reminder of his upcoming date with Maya, the perfectly nice and altogether unremarkable girl he had met earlier in the week. She was so busy being shy and he was so busy acting straight and suave in front of Aoi that somehow they had ended up with movie plans for the weekend.
Aoi, seemingly the only sane person in the room, corrected Ruki. "You know, Maya's not really his girlfriend. They haven't even officially gone out yet."
Ruki swooned exaggeratedly. "Oh, but they're so meant to be! I can feel it in my heart."
"Well this must be serious." Kai said dryly. "Ruki stole a heart from some poor soul just so he could feel this in it."
Ruki chose not to hear him. "Maya is just what Rei needs. A woman who is strong enough to hold him at night," Ruki nudges closer to Aoi and whispered, "when the tears come."
Aoi shivered. "Ruki, that's actually a little more than I needed to know."
Ruki grinned smugly and threw a 'casual' arm around his 'friend' Aoi's shoulder, earning him a sufficient glare from Reita. "That's what I'm here for."
~~~~
To Reita's dismay, the rest of the week had flown by and, all of the sudden, it was Saturday. Reita stood in front of one of many full-length mirrors in Ruki's room and tried to meticulously create a just-rolled-out-of-bed look to his hair and wardrobe.
"Stop fussing. You look fine." Ruki shoved Reita out of the way to get a better glimpse of his own stunning reflection.
Reita shoved back with markedly greater force. "Just because I don't actually care about this date doesn't mean I shouldn't look my best."
"I agree," Uruha chimed in with a reassuring smile. "If you feel good about how you look, you'll be happy and confident and everything will go much smoother."
"Thank you." Reita smiled back, ignoring a suspicious glare from Kai, and returned to his masculine primping.
Ruki cleared his throat, unamused. "Could you two bitches adjust your thongs and braid each others' vaj hair and whatnot another time please? We have important things to talk about." He poked Reita pointedly in the chest. "I have a bone to pick with you. No pun intended."
Kai interrupted. "How is that a pun?"
"Shut it!" Ruki barked at him. "You're next." He turned back to Reita. "Because of you and your stupid tits-versus-dicks drama, I never got to ask Aoi for that very important favor. You cock-blocked me, you assface."
Reita made use of his height advantage over Ruki and stepped intimidatingly into the smaller man's space. "If that favor has anything to do with your cock, I'm gonna do more that block it."
Ruki simply brushed past him and plopped down onto his desk chair with a huff. "Geez, NOW you get all macho. No, you big baby, I'm not after Aoi's cock. I'll leave that all for you when you have the balls to go after it in thirty or forty years." He chuckled arrogantly at his own remark. "Seriously though, you should get angry like that more often. You're hot when you're butch."
"Oh totally!" Uruha agreed with much less mocking then Ruki. "Girls will love you if you're a tough, sexy guy. And guys will too actually. It works on you."
Reita ignored this advice because, in his opinion, he is already the most masculine one in the room. Which was not all that difficult.
Kai, on the other hand, became legitimately irritated at the attention Uruha seemed to be paying someone that wasn't him. "Was I absent the day Reita was certified as hot hetero man-candy?"
Uruha responded with well-measured sass. "Yes, you were busy having your fashion sense surgically removed through your ass!"
Kai growled at his boyfriend like an alpha dog scolded the retarded member of the pack that keeps trying to catch its own tail. "You bedazzled my motorcycle jacket. With pink and purple plastic diamonds. I looked like the lovechild of a Hell's Angel and Pretty Pretty Princess!"
"And just who exactly do you think you are, with your shitty old leather crap? The leader of some cool biker gang? Please." Uruha strategically combined a scoff and a cute pout. "That is not the man I fell in love with."
Kai was, as always, prepared with a smart-ass retort. "Did you fall in love with a gay ice dancer on crystal meth?"
"I fell in love with a man who would appreciate my hard work and good intentions." Uruha looked his boyfriend straight in the eyes in dead seriousness. "Do you have anything you'd like to say to that?"
Kai took Uruha face gently in his hands and leaned in close to respond. "BUH. DA. ZULLED."
Ruki cleared his throat. "Well that was a very exciting episode of The Gay and The Clueless." He dodged the shoe flung at his head and focused his attention to Reita. "Okay, its time for you to go be straight. And don't worry, we'll be there in the movie theater to help you if you have some kind of emergency. I don't know what it would be exactly, but I'm bringing tampons, condoms, and a rape whistle."
~~~~
“Oh, I think I’ve seen something like this in some lame-ass het porn. The girl fucked the guy and then devoured him. Then she like, layed her eggs in his corpse so her babies could feast. It was gross... and kinda cool.” Ruki tossed more popcorn in his mouth and continued to gleefully watch Reita be ‘devoured’ by Maya ten rows ahead.
Kai glared at his friend, the sadistic fuzzball, from his seat beside him. “Yea, I saw that too. It was a documentary about the mating habits of certain bugs. You really do find literally everything to be sexual, don’t you?”
Ruki was about to make an expectedly crass comparison between the mating rituals of insects and Kai and Uruha’s sex life, but all three men were forced to duck down as Maya went strolling up the aisle and into the movie theater lobby.
Not ten seconds later, Reita rushed up to their seats and collapsed in the row in front of his friends. “I can’t, I can’t, I can’t... I just... I don’t...” He began to hyperventilate.
“Ok, calm down.” Uruha said, stroking Reita’s arm. “She went to the bathroom, right? So you have plenty of time to regroup. Just breathe and walk us through the horror.”
Reita nodded hurriedly. "It's just, you know, its’s one thing to kiss her and imagine she's the captain of my high school soccer team." Kai and Uruha both nodded understandingly, while Ruki became distracted by the idea of soccer-playing jailbait. "But its impossible to pretend when she's rubbing up against me with her... her..."
Thankfully, Ruki was there. "Boobs? Tits? Knockers? Gazungas?"
Kai finally held up his hand. "That will be sufficient. Thank you."
Uruha scratched his head through superfluous blond locks. "Gazungas?"
"Just trying to be colorful." Ruki admitted with a shrug.
Kai closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. "Mission accomplished."
“Guys, focus!” Reita shrieked. “She is very slutty and very into me. She wanted me to come to the bathroom with her for some kind of special treat!”
Kai raised his eyebrows. “She obviously has a lot of self-respect.”
“You’re failing miserably at being straight, by the way.” Ruki chuckled. “Any straight guy would give his left nut to have a cute girl fucking him in a public place on the first date. I think at this point, your best move is to just go for it.”
Reita, Kai, and Uruha gaped at Ruki with varying levels of disbelief.
“First of all, he shouldn’t have sex if he doesn’t want to,” Uruha offered. “You should only have sex when you decide to with someone you love and trust and who cares about you.”
Ruki smacked Kai on the back of the head. “Why are you filling his head with this cotton-candy nonsense?”
“If my pants were buttoned, I’d kick your ass right now.” Kai turned back to the issue at hand, “We should also consider the fact that he may not be physically able to do it. He could barely make out with her and there were no reproductive organs involved at that point.”
Before Reita could defend his virility or Ruki could question the story behind Kai’s unbuttoned jeans, Uruha jumped in his seat, gasping and spasming as though he was being roughly attacked by a vibrating dildo. “Oh my god, Rei! I completely forgot to tell you! Aoi texted me earlier and said he’s on his way. He’s gonna spy with us I guess.”
Reita’s face dropped. “Are you freaking kidding me?”
“No, he’ll definitely be here any minute.” Uruha grimaced apologetically. “Sorry, I would have told you before but I had something in my mouth at the time.”
Since Reita was frozen in panic, Ruki had to ask, “You idiot, why didn’t you just swallow it?”
“Oh, I did.”
Reita snapped out of his daze. “Ew.”
Ruki was more intrigued by the logistics. He leaned closer to Kai. “So, you were mouth-fucking your boytoy in a theater full of people while I was sitting right next to you?”
Kai simply smirked.
“Respect.”
Reita snorted. “That is so nasty.”
“Oh, not anymore,” Uruha assured him. “Its much better since Kai quit smoking. Tasty, even.”
“No, that’s not what I - - never mind.” Reita stood. “But Kai next time he has something important to tell me just take care of yourself instead of putting me in this situation. Seriously, be a real friend.”
Kai tried to focus on Reita and ignore the fact that Ruki seemed to be staring at Uruha’s plump, pink lips with debauchery in his eyes. “Hey, if I jerk myself off everytime you have a crisis, Uru and I will lose what makes us connected as a couple.”
“Fine. Would you settle for coming on his face?”
“Deal.”
Uruha rested his head on Kai’s shoulder and smiled at Reita. “Don’t ever forget what we sacrificed for you, my dear.”
Reita sighed. “I guess I should go check on Maya. Make sure she didn’t just ditch me or anything. Not that I could possibly be that lucky.”
Ruki ignored him. “You know, Uruha, Kai may taste decent and all but if you ever want to sample something from the gourmet menu, you just let me know. Okay, baby?” He winked lasciviously.
Kai put a protective arm around Uruha’s slim shoulder. “Dude, you’re my friend and I love you, but I will end your life.”
Reita made for the aisle. “I’m sure we’ll have plenty of time later to discuss the taste of your sperm. But right now, I have an aggressive pair of boobs to deal with.”
“Hey guys.”
Reita spun around. “Hey Aoi.”
A/N: So this is the first half of chapter 4 just cause I figured this whole date story should be one complete chapter. I have a light semester this fall (only 4 classes! Yay!) so hopefully I’ll be able to write a fair amount :)
Comments please <3
Chapter: 4a/?
Author:reeses6826
Genres: Humor, Smut (eventually)
Pairings: Aoi/Reita, Kai/Uruha, Ruki/most living things
Rating: (overall) NC-17
Warnings: (overall) Swearing, sexual references, smut, the GazettE in college (which I'm well aware is a little off age-wise, but since when do any of us operate within the realm of reality?)
Summary: Reita must rely on his crazy friends to help him get along with his new roommate, the only person in the world who doesn't know that Reita is gay (and really into him).
Comments: And thus ends my summer-long hiatus. Yay!!!
"Aoi, since we're friends now," Ruki began as he plopped down too comfortably next to Aoi on his bed, "can I ask you for a teensy weensy little favor?"
Reita and Kai, who had been completely ignored when Ruki barreled in the door and headed straight for Aoi, exchanged wary glances.
"Say no." Reita warned his roommate. "Always say no to Ruki."
Ruki wasn't about to be derailed, however. "Excuse me, men are discussing business here. Go play with your girlfriend's boobies and leave us be."
Uruha giggled uncontrollably (one would assume at the use of the word 'boobies') from the corner, reminding everyone in the room who had forgotten that he had in fact been there the whole time doing something suspicious with Kai's leather jacket. Kai would later come to find that his beloved old jacket had been bedazzled.
Reita groaned inwardly at the reminder of his upcoming date with Maya, the perfectly nice and altogether unremarkable girl he had met earlier in the week. She was so busy being shy and he was so busy acting straight and suave in front of Aoi that somehow they had ended up with movie plans for the weekend.
Aoi, seemingly the only sane person in the room, corrected Ruki. "You know, Maya's not really his girlfriend. They haven't even officially gone out yet."
Ruki swooned exaggeratedly. "Oh, but they're so meant to be! I can feel it in my heart."
"Well this must be serious." Kai said dryly. "Ruki stole a heart from some poor soul just so he could feel this in it."
Ruki chose not to hear him. "Maya is just what Rei needs. A woman who is strong enough to hold him at night," Ruki nudges closer to Aoi and whispered, "when the tears come."
Aoi shivered. "Ruki, that's actually a little more than I needed to know."
Ruki grinned smugly and threw a 'casual' arm around his 'friend' Aoi's shoulder, earning him a sufficient glare from Reita. "That's what I'm here for."
~~~~
To Reita's dismay, the rest of the week had flown by and, all of the sudden, it was Saturday. Reita stood in front of one of many full-length mirrors in Ruki's room and tried to meticulously create a just-rolled-out-of-bed look to his hair and wardrobe.
"Stop fussing. You look fine." Ruki shoved Reita out of the way to get a better glimpse of his own stunning reflection.
Reita shoved back with markedly greater force. "Just because I don't actually care about this date doesn't mean I shouldn't look my best."
"I agree," Uruha chimed in with a reassuring smile. "If you feel good about how you look, you'll be happy and confident and everything will go much smoother."
"Thank you." Reita smiled back, ignoring a suspicious glare from Kai, and returned to his masculine primping.
Ruki cleared his throat, unamused. "Could you two bitches adjust your thongs and braid each others' vaj hair and whatnot another time please? We have important things to talk about." He poked Reita pointedly in the chest. "I have a bone to pick with you. No pun intended."
Kai interrupted. "How is that a pun?"
"Shut it!" Ruki barked at him. "You're next." He turned back to Reita. "Because of you and your stupid tits-versus-dicks drama, I never got to ask Aoi for that very important favor. You cock-blocked me, you assface."
Reita made use of his height advantage over Ruki and stepped intimidatingly into the smaller man's space. "If that favor has anything to do with your cock, I'm gonna do more that block it."
Ruki simply brushed past him and plopped down onto his desk chair with a huff. "Geez, NOW you get all macho. No, you big baby, I'm not after Aoi's cock. I'll leave that all for you when you have the balls to go after it in thirty or forty years." He chuckled arrogantly at his own remark. "Seriously though, you should get angry like that more often. You're hot when you're butch."
"Oh totally!" Uruha agreed with much less mocking then Ruki. "Girls will love you if you're a tough, sexy guy. And guys will too actually. It works on you."
Reita ignored this advice because, in his opinion, he is already the most masculine one in the room. Which was not all that difficult.
Kai, on the other hand, became legitimately irritated at the attention Uruha seemed to be paying someone that wasn't him. "Was I absent the day Reita was certified as hot hetero man-candy?"
Uruha responded with well-measured sass. "Yes, you were busy having your fashion sense surgically removed through your ass!"
Kai growled at his boyfriend like an alpha dog scolded the retarded member of the pack that keeps trying to catch its own tail. "You bedazzled my motorcycle jacket. With pink and purple plastic diamonds. I looked like the lovechild of a Hell's Angel and Pretty Pretty Princess!"
"And just who exactly do you think you are, with your shitty old leather crap? The leader of some cool biker gang? Please." Uruha strategically combined a scoff and a cute pout. "That is not the man I fell in love with."
Kai was, as always, prepared with a smart-ass retort. "Did you fall in love with a gay ice dancer on crystal meth?"
"I fell in love with a man who would appreciate my hard work and good intentions." Uruha looked his boyfriend straight in the eyes in dead seriousness. "Do you have anything you'd like to say to that?"
Kai took Uruha face gently in his hands and leaned in close to respond. "BUH. DA. ZULLED."
Ruki cleared his throat. "Well that was a very exciting episode of The Gay and The Clueless." He dodged the shoe flung at his head and focused his attention to Reita. "Okay, its time for you to go be straight. And don't worry, we'll be there in the movie theater to help you if you have some kind of emergency. I don't know what it would be exactly, but I'm bringing tampons, condoms, and a rape whistle."
~~~~
“Oh, I think I’ve seen something like this in some lame-ass het porn. The girl fucked the guy and then devoured him. Then she like, layed her eggs in his corpse so her babies could feast. It was gross... and kinda cool.” Ruki tossed more popcorn in his mouth and continued to gleefully watch Reita be ‘devoured’ by Maya ten rows ahead.
Kai glared at his friend, the sadistic fuzzball, from his seat beside him. “Yea, I saw that too. It was a documentary about the mating habits of certain bugs. You really do find literally everything to be sexual, don’t you?”
Ruki was about to make an expectedly crass comparison between the mating rituals of insects and Kai and Uruha’s sex life, but all three men were forced to duck down as Maya went strolling up the aisle and into the movie theater lobby.
Not ten seconds later, Reita rushed up to their seats and collapsed in the row in front of his friends. “I can’t, I can’t, I can’t... I just... I don’t...” He began to hyperventilate.
“Ok, calm down.” Uruha said, stroking Reita’s arm. “She went to the bathroom, right? So you have plenty of time to regroup. Just breathe and walk us through the horror.”
Reita nodded hurriedly. "It's just, you know, its’s one thing to kiss her and imagine she's the captain of my high school soccer team." Kai and Uruha both nodded understandingly, while Ruki became distracted by the idea of soccer-playing jailbait. "But its impossible to pretend when she's rubbing up against me with her... her..."
Thankfully, Ruki was there. "Boobs? Tits? Knockers? Gazungas?"
Kai finally held up his hand. "That will be sufficient. Thank you."
Uruha scratched his head through superfluous blond locks. "Gazungas?"
"Just trying to be colorful." Ruki admitted with a shrug.
Kai closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. "Mission accomplished."
“Guys, focus!” Reita shrieked. “She is very slutty and very into me. She wanted me to come to the bathroom with her for some kind of special treat!”
Kai raised his eyebrows. “She obviously has a lot of self-respect.”
“You’re failing miserably at being straight, by the way.” Ruki chuckled. “Any straight guy would give his left nut to have a cute girl fucking him in a public place on the first date. I think at this point, your best move is to just go for it.”
Reita, Kai, and Uruha gaped at Ruki with varying levels of disbelief.
“First of all, he shouldn’t have sex if he doesn’t want to,” Uruha offered. “You should only have sex when you decide to with someone you love and trust and who cares about you.”
Ruki smacked Kai on the back of the head. “Why are you filling his head with this cotton-candy nonsense?”
“If my pants were buttoned, I’d kick your ass right now.” Kai turned back to the issue at hand, “We should also consider the fact that he may not be physically able to do it. He could barely make out with her and there were no reproductive organs involved at that point.”
Before Reita could defend his virility or Ruki could question the story behind Kai’s unbuttoned jeans, Uruha jumped in his seat, gasping and spasming as though he was being roughly attacked by a vibrating dildo. “Oh my god, Rei! I completely forgot to tell you! Aoi texted me earlier and said he’s on his way. He’s gonna spy with us I guess.”
Reita’s face dropped. “Are you freaking kidding me?”
“No, he’ll definitely be here any minute.” Uruha grimaced apologetically. “Sorry, I would have told you before but I had something in my mouth at the time.”
Since Reita was frozen in panic, Ruki had to ask, “You idiot, why didn’t you just swallow it?”
“Oh, I did.”
Reita snapped out of his daze. “Ew.”
Ruki was more intrigued by the logistics. He leaned closer to Kai. “So, you were mouth-fucking your boytoy in a theater full of people while I was sitting right next to you?”
Kai simply smirked.
“Respect.”
Reita snorted. “That is so nasty.”
“Oh, not anymore,” Uruha assured him. “Its much better since Kai quit smoking. Tasty, even.”
“No, that’s not what I - - never mind.” Reita stood. “But Kai next time he has something important to tell me just take care of yourself instead of putting me in this situation. Seriously, be a real friend.”
Kai tried to focus on Reita and ignore the fact that Ruki seemed to be staring at Uruha’s plump, pink lips with debauchery in his eyes. “Hey, if I jerk myself off everytime you have a crisis, Uru and I will lose what makes us connected as a couple.”
“Fine. Would you settle for coming on his face?”
“Deal.”
Uruha rested his head on Kai’s shoulder and smiled at Reita. “Don’t ever forget what we sacrificed for you, my dear.”
Reita sighed. “I guess I should go check on Maya. Make sure she didn’t just ditch me or anything. Not that I could possibly be that lucky.”
Ruki ignored him. “You know, Uruha, Kai may taste decent and all but if you ever want to sample something from the gourmet menu, you just let me know. Okay, baby?” He winked lasciviously.
Kai put a protective arm around Uruha’s slim shoulder. “Dude, you’re my friend and I love you, but I will end your life.”
Reita made for the aisle. “I’m sure we’ll have plenty of time later to discuss the taste of your sperm. But right now, I have an aggressive pair of boobs to deal with.”
“Hey guys.”
Reita spun around. “Hey Aoi.”
A/N: So this is the first half of chapter 4 just cause I figured this whole date story should be one complete chapter. I have a light semester this fall (only 4 classes! Yay!) so hopefully I’ll be able to write a fair amount :)
Comments please <3