Aug 03, 2006 09:37
Mickey looked out his window on w inter morning and saw that someone had written, in yellow, MICKEY SUCKS on the snow in his front yard. Naturally, he called the police.
After a brief investigation, the police officer came over to Mickey.
"Son, I've got bad news, and I've got worse news.
The bad news is, we've determined that it was Goofy's urine.
The worse news is that it's Minnie's handwriting."